Two new Paddywax bistro tin candles that smell like a garden instead of a cookie: Fig & Olive and Heirloom Tomato, which is the sun-warmed-tomato-plant smell, yes, that one. All the candles.

Some fun new things, no theme, just joy: my Y2K flip phone fidget keychain (the top spins!), naughty gnomes (badly behaved, tiny), Make Your Own Romantasy (fill in the blanks, make worse decisions), a croissant hair claw with pink bows from Velvet Claws, and two trucker hats: I Feel A Sin Coming On and Not Slim Kinda Shady. Everything new is here.

New from NPW, for anyone whose desk could be more snack-shaped: pasta pens (farfalle, rigatoni, etc. — they write), a ravioli notebook, a sardine tin notebook, and an On Air LED sign so your household finally understands you are on a Zoom call.

for the olive girlies 🫒 

Future Frenzy's handmade coquette olive earrings (with a bow!!), the three olives charm by Paper & Quartz, a martini olive mini comb by Living Royal, an olive keychain by A Shop of Things, and pimento olive coasters by One & Only Paper for your dirty martini. 🍸

New press-on nail sets just landed from Never Have I Ever — Cherry Cola (deep red with cherry and bow designs), Lover Girl (hearts and polka dots, For Love and Lemons collab), Floral Femme (flowers and hearts), and Titanium Jelly (pastel gradient with chrome accents by Jade Roland). All almond shape, all reusable.

Is it you? The ADHD Girlie pen set from Moonlight Makers — for the brain with twelve tabs open and somehow none of them are the one you need. Five fine-tip pens, $14.95. Also in the series: Antisocial Social Club, Existential Dread, Dumpster Fire Response Team, and more.

New pen sets from Moonlight Makers — five fine-tip pens per set, each with a theme. ADHD Girlie, Antisocial Social Club, Existential Dread, Dumpster Fire Response Team, and more. $14.95 each.

A whole lineup of reusable press-on nails just arrived from Bonmuz — non-toxic, glossy, reusable, $13.95 each. Wine Frost (burgundy chrome), Lavender Petal Grace (pastel french tip), Golden Prosperity (full gold sparkle), and about a dozen more.

Spring sock refresh — lots of novelty crew socks back in stock. Favorites include the Retro Gamer socks and the full BlueQ lineup. Good for Easter baskets if that's your thing. Also just good for feet.

Restocked on the Primitives by Kathy scented jar candles — vintage photographs, extremely relatable sentiments. Whores Candle (lavender jasmine), My Last Nerve (also lavender), Drunk and Disorderly (gin scented, art deco glass). $15.95–$19.95.

For the masculine individual in your life who already owns everything except this: the Hitch Blade carabiner multitool (bottle opener included, keychain earns its keep) and an emergency fire starter with a whistle, for the camper who packs a backup plan. More gifts for him here.

Everybody loves a blanket. Two new ones: a watercolor cherry throw with original art by Alla Dickson Art, and a tarot card collage fleece for the witchy couch. Good for the couch, the car, and the office that's always 60 degrees. All the blankets.

The 2027 calendars are in, which feels aggressive, but here we are. Favorites so far: Only Fans (it is about fans. the cooling kind.), '80s Flashback (rotary phone trauma included), and two desk box calendars for the openly unwell: Make Every Day Your Bitch and No F*cks Given. All the 2027 calendars and planners are here.

Obsessed with these new Peach Beast hair clips — especially the Y2K pixel timer hair claw and the mouse pointer clip set. Made from biodegradable cellulose acetate, extremely my personality.

Stickers from Moonlight Makers are on deep discount — I Knead Carbs, NYC Collage, You're A Peach, and more — all $1. Great for stocking stuffers, party favors, or just treating yourself.

The Living Royal velvet jewelry travel cases are back — compact zip cases with a built-in mirror, perfect for travel or a nightstand. Now in Queen of Hearts, Black Notebook, Red Heart & Roses, and Mixtape Cassette. $29.95 each.

Loving the new Paper & Quartz necklaces — Best Fucking Bitches (split heart BFF set, $14.95 for both), a playable harmonica on a silver chain ($11.95, it genuinely makes notes), and Book Lover charm necklaces with handpainted miniature books in Romantasy, Spicy, or Cryptid Guide editions.

Very pleased to announce the GetBullish Signature Bull Carabiner Charm Necklace — an original design featuring the GetBullish bull, in three configurations: gold with cherries, silver with inkwell, or gold with witchy eye charms. $27.95. This is the one.

The Living Royal velvet jewelry zip cases are so good for travel — built-in mirror, compact, fits rings, earrings, and necklaces. Available in Queen of Hearts, Mixtape Cassette, and more. $29.95.

Yes, we have pasta-shaped gold jewelry. Yes, it's 14K gold plated. Yes, you need it. Also the ravioli locket ($28.95) which actually opens. We recommend filling it with a very tiny photo of your favorite pasta dish.