for the olive girlies 🫒 

Future Frenzy's handmade coquette olive earrings (with a bow!!), the three olives charm by Paper & Quartz, a martini olive mini comb by Living Royal, an olive keychain by A Shop of Things, and pimento olive coasters by One & Only Paper for your dirty martini. 🍸

New press-on nail sets just landed from Never Have I Ever — Cherry Cola (deep red with cherry and bow designs), Lover Girl (hearts and polka dots, For Love and Lemons collab), Floral Femme (flowers and hearts), and Titanium Jelly (pastel gradient with chrome accents by Jade Roland). All almond shape, all reusable.

Is it you? The ADHD Girlie pen set from Moonlight Makers — for the brain with twelve tabs open and somehow none of them are the one you need. Five fine-tip pens, $14.95. Also in the series: Antisocial Social Club, Existential Dread, Dumpster Fire Response Team, and more.

New pen sets from Moonlight Makers — five fine-tip pens per set, each with a theme. ADHD Girlie, Antisocial Social Club, Existential Dread, Dumpster Fire Response Team, and more. $14.95 each.

A whole lineup of reusable press-on nails just arrived from Bonmuz — non-toxic, glossy, reusable, $13.95 each. Wine Frost (burgundy chrome), Lavender Petal Grace (pastel french tip), Golden Prosperity (full gold sparkle), and about a dozen more.

Spring sock refresh — lots of novelty crew socks back in stock. Favorites include the Retro Gamer socks and the full BlueQ lineup. Good for Easter baskets if that's your thing. Also just good for feet.

Restocked on the Primitives by Kathy scented jar candles — vintage photographs, extremely relatable sentiments. Whores Candle (lavender jasmine), My Last Nerve (also lavender), Drunk and Disorderly (gin scented, art deco glass). $15.95–$19.95.

Big fan of the Steven Rhodes art magnets — 80s children's book covers with extremely dark subject matter. See You Later Assholes and News Flash Everything Is Fucked are perennial favorites. Also available as mugs, puzzles, and more.

Reminder that our motel-style keychains make the best stocking stuffers — Clear Eyes Full Hearts Zero Fucks, Together Forever Burger and Fries, and many more. $9.95–$11.95.

Sizes restocked on the ultra popular '90s Grunge Princess Waffle Dress in Black!

Obsessed with these new Peach Beast hair clips — especially the Y2K pixel timer hair claw and the mouse pointer clip set. Made from biodegradable cellulose acetate, extremely my personality.

Stickers from Moonlight Makers are on deep discount — I Knead Carbs, NYC Collage, You're A Peach, and more — all $1. Great for stocking stuffers, party favors, or just treating yourself.

The Living Royal velvet jewelry travel cases are back — compact zip cases with a built-in mirror, perfect for travel or a nightstand. Now in Queen of Hearts, Black Notebook, Red Heart & Roses, and Mixtape Cassette. $29.95 each.

Loving the new Paper & Quartz necklaces — Best Fucking Bitches (split heart BFF set, $14.95 for both), a playable harmonica on a silver chain ($11.95, it genuinely makes notes), and Book Lover charm necklaces with handpainted miniature books in Romantasy, Spicy, or Cryptid Guide editions.

Very pleased to announce the GetBullish Signature Bull Carabiner Charm Necklace — an original design featuring the GetBullish bull, in three configurations: gold with cherries, silver with inkwell, or gold with witchy eye charms. $27.95. This is the one.

The Living Royal velvet jewelry zip cases are so good for travel — built-in mirror, compact, fits rings, earrings, and necklaces. Available in Queen of Hearts, Mixtape Cassette, and more. $29.95.

Yes, we have pasta-shaped gold jewelry. Yes, it's 14K gold plated. Yes, you need it. Also the ravioli locket ($28.95) which actually opens. We recommend filling it with a very tiny photo of your favorite pasta dish.

Stocking up on taper candles for the season — spiral ombre candlesticks in holiday colorways like pink/red/green and red/pink. Also the boho floral set which goes with everything. By Slant, $13.95–$16.95 per set of 2.

Last call for the famous $7 Sale

The funny fridge magnet collection just got restocked. Ephemera meme magnets, $4.95–$5.95 each. Some favorites: Dishes Are Dirty Just Like You, Sorry I Missed Church, My Weed! Fuck. Perfect stocking stuffers.