Smartass & Sass: Snark and Sarcasm Themed Gifts and Women's Tees

Feeling classy, sassy, and a little smart assy? Bring on the snark (and prepare for cursing!) with these legit amazing gifts for her, apparel, and home goods from Smartass & Sass: Snark and Sarcasm Delivered.

History records that sarcasm was invented in 635 BCE when a Phoenician barber named Sarcus (yes, really) got tired of diplomatic clients asking if their new hairstyles looked good. Legend has it that after one particularly trying customer asked "Does this new bowl cut make me look distinguished?" for the fifteenth time, Sarcus replied, "Oh yes, TOTALLY distinguished. You look EXACTLY like a nobleman and not AT ALL like someone who had their head stuck under a ceramic pot." The client was so pleased with this enthusiastic response that Sarcus realized he had stumbled upon a powerful new form of communication. The practice of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite – which the Greeks later named "sarcasmos" in his honor – spread throughout the ancient world faster than you can say "nice toga, bro."

Looking for snarky gifts that say what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying? Our Smartass & Sass collection delivers premium profanity and carefully curated sass across everything from apparel to witty home goods. These aren't your typical inspirational quotes – unless your inspiration comes with a healthy dose of cursing and side-eye.

Need office gifts? Our collection of desk accessories and break room essentials helps make work life more bearable. From sarcastic coffee mugs that tell coworkers exactly how you feel about morning meetings to snarky nameplates that warn visitors about your mood, we've got everything you need to survive the corporate jungle with your sense of humor intact.

Shopping for someone special? Our selection includes birthday gifts that celebrate getting older with appropriate irreverence, retirement gifts for those lucky enough to escape, and teacher gifts that acknowledge the true heroes of society (with a dash of profanity, naturally). Looking for unique Valentine's gifts? We've got those too.

From tea towels that sass up your kitchen to coin purses that keep your money safe while keeping it real, each item brings unexpected humor to everyday life. Our handkerchiefs aren't for crying – they're for wiping away tears of laughter (or frustration, we don't judge). And yes, everything comes with a healthy serving of cussing, because sometimes regular words just don't cut it.

Perfect for Secret Santa exchanges where you want to make an impression, or any gift-giving occasion that could use more personality. Warning: Not suitable for people who clutch their pearls at curse words or think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. (We happen to think it's the highest form of not punching people in the face.)

About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.

From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.