Guillotinecore

The guillotine was invented in 1792 by Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, who proposed it as a more humane and egalitarian method of execution — the same death for everyone, regardless of class. He spent the rest of his life horrified by what his name had become associated with, and his descendants eventually changed their surname. The guillotine, meanwhile, became one of history's most enduring symbols of revolutionary fury and the consequences of hoarding too much cake.

Guillotinecore is the aesthetic for people who find a certain dark satisfaction in the idea that power is not permanent — who appreciate French Revolutionary imagery, dramatic historical irony, and the occasional reminder that the aristocracy has not always had the last word. It's moody, it's political, it's a little bit goth, and it pairs well with a strong opinion about wealth inequality.

GetBullish originals anchor this collection with guillotine-themed apparel and accessories. Paper & Quartz brings the dark stationery energy, Ephemera handles the refrigerator-based political commentary, Shannon Martin Design adds the maximalist decorative touch, and Unemployed Philosophers Guild covers the historically-minded novelty gifts. Switchblade Stiletto, Madison Bay Co., and SUCK UK Ltd round out the collection with appropriately dramatic accessories.

Looking for guillotine gifts, French Revolution themed items, or dark history gifts? This is your collection. Also check out our Knifecore collection for more sharp-edged aesthetics, or Castlecore for more historical drama.

About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh — and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.

You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.

From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.

Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷