Get Bullish Exclusives

Smash the patriarchy every day with our Get Bullish exclusives in pens, travel mugs, trophies, desk signs, pencil sets, and more. Slogans by our founder Jen D. 
GetBullish began in 2013 as an advice column by Jennifer Dziura about women, careers, and entrepreneurship. As the column gained fans around the world, it was followed by an annual conference, now in its sixth year – and a capsule collection of feminist-focused totes, mugs, and accessories.
As the brand grew, the product collection did as well, and Jennifer discovered that writing funny, trenchant slogans was at least as gratifying as writing articles. One night she printed a keychain with "We will dance on the graves of the patriarchy and drink the bitter tears of mediocre men" – and a little bit of history was made as thousands of women have snatched up those keychains and gifted them to friends.
Today's Plans: Feminism, Socialism, Witchcraft, Pizza Travel Mug in Navy Blue

Today's Plans: Feminism, Socialism, Witchcraft, Pizza Travel Mug in Navy Blue

Today's Plans: Feminism, Socialism, Witchcraft, Pizza Travel Mug...

$ 21.95 USD
$ 21.95 USD
Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in Unmerited Positions of Authority Feminist Travel Mug in White

Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in Unmerited Positions of Authority Feminist Travel Mug in White

Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in...

$ 21.95 USD
$ 21.95 USD
We Will Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy and Drink the Bitter Tears of Mediocre Men Feminist Travel Coffee Mug - New 20 Oz Style

We Will Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy and Drink the Bitter Tears of Mediocre Men Feminist Travel Coffee Mug - New 20 Oz Style

We Will Dance on the Graves of the...

$ 21.95 USD
$ 21.95 USD
Ladies Fight Club Enamel Pin Victorian Funny Lapel Pin

Ladies Fight Club Enamel Pin Victorian Funny Lapel Pin

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$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Born in the 1900s Enamel Pin - '80s Vibes Millennial

Born in the 1900s Enamel Pin - '80s Vibes Millennial

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$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Devour the Patriarchy Tiger Motif Women’s ¾ Sleeve Wrap Dress

Devour the Patriarchy Tiger Motif Women’s ¾ Sleeve Wrap Dress

Devour the Patriarchy Tiger Motif Women’s ¾ Sleeve...

$ 89.99 USD
$ 89.99 USD
Born in the 1900s Cropped Women's Tee in Pastel Colorblock

Born in the 1900s Cropped Women's Tee in Pastel Colorblock

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$ 39.95 USD
$ 39.95 USD
Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Pen Set | 5 Sweary Gel Pens | Metallic Barrel Profanity Rude Pens

Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Pen Set | 5 Sweary Gel Pens | Metallic Barrel Profanity Rude Pens

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Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Pen Set |...

$ 13.95 USD
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I Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

I Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

I Swear Like a Fatherfucking Lady Sweary Motel...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Go Suck Your Own Dick in Hell Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

Go Suck Your Own Dick in Hell Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

Go Suck Your Own Dick in Hell Sweary...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

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$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in White Shimmer

Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in White Shimmer

Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD

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Girl Boss But For Sleep and Snacks Funny Motel Keychain in Tortoise Shell

Girl Boss But For Sleep and Snacks Funny Motel Keychain in Tortoise Shell

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$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny Feminist Motel Keychain in Black

Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny Feminist Motel Keychain in Black

Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF Instant Download)

The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF Instant Download)

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The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF...

$ 16.95 USD
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I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer | 62% Alcohol Antibacterial

I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer | 62% Alcohol Antibacterial

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I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give...

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Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

$ 3.95 USD
$ 3.95 USD
Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in Marble Mint

Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in Marble Mint

Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble Green

Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble Green

Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

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There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

$ 4.95 USD
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