Get Bullish Originals

These are the products that started it all — the snarky, sweary, dead-serious-but-make-it-cute items that helped build the GetBullish empire (or at least our storage closet full of glittery rage and sharp pens).

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The GetBullish Originals collection is packed with things to say what you’re really thinking: mugs that don’t do mornings, desk signs that stare down mediocrity, and keychains that double as feminist battle cries.

GetBullish began in 2013 as an advice column about women, careers, and entrepreneurship.

As the column gained fans around the world, the product collection did as well. One night Jen printed a keychain with "We will dance on the graves of the patriarchy and drink the bitter tears of mediocre men" – and a bit of history was made as thousands of women have snatched up those keychains and gifted them to friends.

Now, the collection has grown into something as bold and unpredictable as your group chat. You’ll find pencil sets that encourage chaos and enamel pins that swear allegiance to feminism. Whether you’re sipping from a travel mug that warns others to back off or slapping on a sticker that reads like a manifesto, these items don’t whisper — they yell (politely, of course).

These GetBullish exclusives aren’t just clever — they’re proudly carried in over 200 badass boutiques across the U.S. and Canada. And yes, our products are often spotted in the wild on laptops, yoga studios, desk setups, and feminist festivals, possibly judging people with “Live, Laugh, Love” signs. If you’re looking for unapologetically smart, funny, feminist goods made by a small, woman-owned company that truly gets it, you’ve found the spot.

Want to know more about how we turned a tiny idea into a big feminist roar? Read our story here. And then go ahead — get yourself the sticker, the mug, the pencil set. You deserve a life full of bold choices and decent office supplies.

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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. We've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷