
Apparel | Sweatshirts and Hoodies | Unisex
Welcome to the cozy rebellion. The Apparel | Sweatshirts and Hoodies collection at GetBullish is here to keep you warm while you lob truth bombs at brunch and rehome your patience into a secure emotional vault. These sweatshirts are unisex, but don’t mistake that for neutral — they’re bold, delightfully confrontational, and sometimes cat-themed. Whether you’re repping your favorite feline or declaring your deeply justified disinterest in parenthood, our designs are less “quiet luxury” and more “loud boundary.”
Take the Childless Cat Lady Over Catless Child Man crewneck: soft, warm, and perfect for wearing while dodging intrusive questions from well-meaning relatives. The So Pretty and Witty and Gay sweatshirt is your wearable show tune — joyful, unapologetic, and best paired with a strut. And the Ladies Fight Club crewneck? It’s for the women who believe mutual support is a contact sport, and that the first rule of fight club is "bring snacks and backup."
At GetBullish, we make apparel that actually says what you're thinking — loudly, hilariously, and in fonts big enough to read across a crosswalk. These sweatshirts come in sizes up to 5XL, because feminism includes everyone, especially when it’s chilly. Learn more about our store here, where we believe the revolution should come with comfortable necklines and machine-washable fabric.
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Don't Be A Bigot Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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The Mom At The Pride Parade With The Free Hugs Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Feeling Pretty Good for My Age Medieval Peasant Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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70's Baby Retro Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Orange Cat Energy Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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I'm a Boomer But Not the Fox News Kind Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Regulate Guns Not Uteruses Pro-Choice Retro Rainbow Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Ladies Fight Club Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Born in the 1900s Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Two Piece Active Zip Up Hooded Jacket + Leggings Set in Fuchsia - One Size S/M
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Imagine if Men Had Curfews and Couldn't Vote Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Abortion Vintage Tattoo Style Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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In 200 Million Years Cockroach Archaeologists Will Study Our Bones Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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I'm the Globalist Your Demented Dad Warned You About Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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I'll Just Protest Til I'm Dead, Then Groovy Flower Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Besties Doing a Nice Beheading! Judith Slaying Holofernes Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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There is No Liberty Without Abortion Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Childless Cat Lady Over Catless Child Man Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt | Kamala JD Vance Election Meme | Vote 2024
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Groovy Floral Pullover Sweatshirt in Orange & Olive | Retro 60s-70s Inspired [S-XL]
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Merry Cretaceous T-Rex "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Ho Ho Dirty Ho Bag "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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Rudolph Was a Gay Icon "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
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