Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Sizes S-5X)
This badass muscle shirt reads:
Well Well Well Buddy
Timoclea of Thebes was a woman unfortunate enough to be living in Thebes when Thracian forces under Alexander the Great took the city in 335 BC. A Thracian captain raped Timoclea, them asked if she knew of any hidden money. She told him she was hiding money in her well.
When he looked into the well, she pushed him into it, then hurled heavy rocks down into the well until he was dead. Timoclea was brought before Alexander, who saw Timoclea’s point of view, and she was not punished. It’s a very satisfying story, as depicted by Italian baroque painter Elisabetta Sirani.
Well well well. Some people get what they deserve.
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
This item will arrive separately.
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