Rude Kitchen Towels | Funny Kitchen Towels with Sayings | Inappropriate Tea Towels | GetBullish

We curated the ultimate collection of funny and rude kitchen towels. From funny towels with sayings that you can give to mom, to inappropriate dish towels that will make your friends laugh.

Our dish towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our rude kitchen towels are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts. Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring inappropriate and sweary (or sometimes just sweet!) tea towels and kitchen towels from brands like BlueQ, Twisted Wares, Driftless, Primitives by Kathy, Boldfaced Goods and more, all here at GetBullish.

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Last Call! Tidy Motherfucker Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard | 100% Cotton Hand or Tea Towel 21" x 28"

Last Call! Tidy Motherfucker Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard | 100% Cotton Hand or Tea Towel 21" x 28"

Last Call! Tidy Motherfucker Woven Funny Sweary Snarky...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel | Cotten Linen Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel | Cotten Linen Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Silly Tea Towels | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | Rooster | 28" Square

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Silly Tea Towels | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | Rooster | 28" Square

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard 100% Cotton Hangable Towel 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish

Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard 100% Cotton Hangable Towel 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish

Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD

Fridge Magnets

Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Cotton and Linen | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Cotton and Linen | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 13.95 USD
$ 13.95 USD
You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Gift for Her

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Gift for Her

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD

Tote Bags

I'll Always Hang With You Sloth Green Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

I'll Always Hang With You Sloth Green Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

I'll Always Hang With You Sloth Green Funny...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
It's Just A Phase Moon Dish Cloth Towel | All-Over Block Print Design | 20" x 26"

It's Just A Phase Moon Dish Cloth Towel | All-Over Block Print Design | 20" x 26"

It's Just A Phase Moon Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Screen-Printed Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Screen-Printed Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
I Just Want to Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom Dish Towel

I Just Want to Be a Stay at Home Dog Mom Dish Towel

I Just Want to Be a Stay at...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Bright...

$ 4.95 USD
$ 4.95 USD $ 8.95 USD
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I'm Gonna Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Screen-Printed Multicolored Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

I'm Gonna Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Screen-Printed Multicolored Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish

I'm Gonna Need You To Cover That In...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Set of 2 You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Funny Tea Towel

Set of 2 You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Funny Tea Towel

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Set of 2 You & I Are More...

$ 19.95 USD
$ 19.95 USD $ 21.90 USD
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The Dog'll Get It Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Cotton Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish

The Dog'll Get It Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Cotton Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish

The Dog'll Get It Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
Set of 4 You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Funny Tea Towel

Set of 4 You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Funny Tea Towel

Sale

Set of 4 You & I Are More...

$ 34.95 USD
$ 34.95 USD $ 43.80 USD
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If You Wait Long Enough To Make Dinner Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

If You Wait Long Enough To Make Dinner Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

If You Wait Long Enough To Make Dinner...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD