
Rude Kitchen Towels | Funny Kitchen Towels with Sayings | Inappropriate Tea Towels | GetBullish
We curated the ultimate collection of funny and rude kitchen towels. From funny towels with sayings that you can give to mom, to inappropriate dish towels that will make your friends laugh.
Our dish towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our rude kitchen towels are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts. Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!
Featuring inappropriate and sweary (or sometimes just sweet!) tea towels and kitchen towels from brands like BlueQ, Twisted Wares, Driftless, Primitives by Kathy, Boldfaced Goods and more, all here at GetBullish.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.
From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.
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Domino Cotton Block Printed Dishtowel | Minimalist Cotton Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 18" x 28"
Vendor:Danica StudioRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 12.95 USDSale price $ 8.95 USDSale -
Scandi Style Folk Art "Stay Positive - Be Happy" Hand Illustrated Kitchen Towel | Hangable, Absorbent 100% Cotton Tea Towel or Dish Cloth
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Scandi Style Folk Art "Peace Dove" Hand Illustrated Kitchen Towel | Hangable, Absorbent 100% Cotton Tea Towel or Dish Cloth
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Scandi Style Folk Art "Do Small Things With Great Love" Hand Illustrated Kitchen Towel | Hangable, Absorbent 100% Cotton Tea Towel or Dish Cloth
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Scandi Style Folk Art "Be Filled With Wonder" Hand Illustrated Kitchen Towel | Hangable, Absorbent 100% Cotton Tea Towel or Dish Cloth
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Is It Gay In Here Or Is It Just Me? Kitchen Towel | Blue Cotton Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 28" x 28"
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Beware Of Shitstorms Kitchen Towel | Black and White Cotton Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 28" x 28"
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Pure 100% Alchemy Grade Ravens Feathers Cotton Kitchen Towel | Halloween Themed Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 28" x 28"
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Lemons Organic Compostable Dishcloth | Cotton Kitchen Tea Dish Towel | 7.75" x 7"
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 3.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 7.95 USDSale price $ 3.95 USDSale -
Cock-A-Doodle Go Fuck Yourself Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Sugar and Spice and Go F*ck Yourself Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Fucking Deserve Chocolate Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Want to Be Inside You - Cheese Dishtowel | Hangable Inappropriate Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Hot Flashes Roasting Bitch Face Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Let's Get All Freaky and Shit Cross-Stitch Print Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Wash Your Balls, Sweetie Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Lube Towel Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
This Beautiful Mess Tea Towel | Cotton Flour Sack Kitchen Towel | 18" x 28"
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Over The Mountains Tea Towel in White | Cotton Flour Sack Kitchen Towel
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 4.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 8.95 USDSale price $ 4.99 USDSale -
Hemingway Quote "We Ate Well and Loved Each Other" Dish Towel | Cotton Flour Sack Kitchen Towel | 30" x 30"
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 4.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 11.95 USDSale price $ 4.99 USDSale -
I'm Unflappable. You Can't Flap Me Woven Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Sauté. I'm Fancy Woven Dish Cloth Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Believe in Spirits Woven Dish Towel | Cotton Kitchen Tea Hand Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 14.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Multitask Master Funny Screen-Printed Dish Cloth Towel | Cotton Kitchen Tea Towel | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per
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