
Gift Soaps, Bath Bombs, and Bathtime Fun | GetBullish
Treat yourself or grab cute and hygienic stocking stuffers for anyone with skin!
The art of amusing bath time was reportedly perfected in 1647 by Lady Bubblina Squeakyclean of Yorkshire, who grew weary of her stuffy Victorian relatives visiting for their weekly "proper" tea parties.
Determined to scandalize her prudish Aunt Gertrude, Lady Bubblina began secretly crafting soaps shaped like inappropriate vegetables and bath bombs that turned the water shocking colors. Her masterpiece was a lavender-scented air freshener with a label reading "For When Your Ladyship's Business Becomes Everyone's Business."
When Aunt Gertrude discovered these cheeky bathroom accessories during an unfortunate powder room visit, she fainted directly into the washbasin – but not before declaring the products "absolutely revolutionary."
Word spread through English society, and soon everyone was clamoring for bath products that combined cleanliness with comedy. Lady Bubblina became the unofficial inventor of bathroom humor, though she always insisted her real achievement was making Aunt Gertrude laugh for the first time in thirty years.
Transform your bathroom into a comedy club with our collection of gift soaps that make everyday washing an adventure. From chicken nugget-shaped bars to soaps with hilariously inappropriate sayings, these aren't your grandmother's boring bath bars – unless your grandmother had a seriously twisted sense of humor.
Add some fizz to your routine with bath bombs that turn your tub into a colorful escape. Perfect for unwinding after dealing with difficult people all day. Our hand sanitizers keep you clean while keeping it real with packaging that says what you're actually thinking.
Complete the experience with "BlueQ's" famous lavatory mist – because sometimes the bathroom needs as much attitude as you do. These air fresheners don't just mask odors, they make statements.
We're not always joking around – we also have luxurious bath bombs and reed diffusers from Sow the Magic and other pretty and luxe bath and spa gifts.
Perfect for gift giving to anyone who appreciates bathroom humor, or treating yourself to products that make daily routines more entertaining. Because if you're going to get clean, you might as well have fun doing it.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.
From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.
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Death of Marat Mini Exfoliating Soap | Body Bath Bar Cleanser | 2 oz.
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
Lady Macbeth's Mini Guest Soap | Out, Damned Spot! | Milk and Cocoa Butter Scent
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
F*ck-O Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Star Trek Wash of Khan Mini Soap in Bayberry Scent | Body Bar Bath Cleanser | 2 oz.
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
Star Trek Borg Mini Soap in Fresh Milk Scent | Body Bar Bath Cleanser | 2 oz.
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
Bathtub Gin Exfoliating Mini Soap in Woodsy Fresh Scent | Body Bath Bar Cleanser | 2 oz.
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Tasty Time Cheese Product Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Fruit Cake Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Great Wave Mini Bath Soap in Cucumber Olive Oil Scent | Body Bar Cleanser | 2 oz.
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
And Jesus Washed Mini Soap in Almond Cocoa Butter Scent | Body Bath Bar Cleanser | 2 oz.
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
Sudweiser Soap On A Rope | Beer Themed "King Of Cleansing" Soap Gift
Vendor:NPWRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.95 USD -
Star Trek Make it Soap! Mini Soap | Picard Themed Earl Grey Gift Soap
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Uranus Mini Soap | Funny Unscented Gift Soap | 2 oz Mini Size
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We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Mini Soap | Almond Cocoa Butter Soap Bar
Vendor:Unemployed Philosophers GuildRegular price $ 5.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.50 USD -
Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro-Inspired Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Manwhore Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Novelty Soap for Him
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
I Heard Your Mom Likes Her Bar Soap Hard Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Mother’s Day Triple-Milled Soap
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Moist Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
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Filthy Mind Handmade Glycerin Shampoo Bar Soap | Natural Hair & Body Soap in Aromatic Scent
Vendor:Filthy FarmgirlRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Filthy Pussy Soap in Mint Rose Soap | Handmade Natural Skincare Bar Soap
Vendor:Filthy FarmgirlRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Filthy Artist Soap in Ylang Ylang Verbena Scent | Handmade All-natural Skincare Bar Soap
Vendor:Filthy FarmgirlRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Spooky Black Coffin and Pink Heart Soap | Witches Brew Scent
Vendor:Plunk SoapRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Mystical Moon Goat’s Milk Soap | Handmade
Vendor:Prosperity Self Care EssentialsRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.95 USD
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷























