
Men's Socks | Crew Socks | Ankle Socks | Novelty Socks | GetBullish
Legend has it that socks were invented entirely by accident in 10,000 BCE when cave-dwelling teenager Og refused to clean their room. After months of tossing dirty clothes and leftover mammoth-wool scraps into the same corner, Og stepped right into a pile of compressed wool that had been perfectly molded into foot shape by weeks of stomping past it. To everyone's surprise, Og's feet were suddenly warm and cozy – and the world's first sock was born. The invention spread quickly through the village, leading to history's first recorded case of missing socks when Og's parent couldn't find the matching one in the mess. Some anthropologists claim this is also the origin of the "just clean your room" parental lecture, though this remains hotly debated. The real breakthrough came when someone realized you could actually make socks on purpose instead of waiting for them to spontaneously form in messy bedrooms, though to this day, single socks still mysteriously disappear – presumably returning to their ancient breeding grounds underneath prehistoric teenagers' beds.
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Men's Big D Energy Novelty Crew Socks
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Men's Not a Hugger Novelty Crew Socks Featuring Cactuses
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The Handyman Men's Crew Socks | Novelty Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
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Sports 'N' Shit Unisex Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
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The Rad Dad Men's Crew Socks | Novelty Funny Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
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Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black Socks | Funny Statement Unisex Socks
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Chase The Laser Cat Men's or Unisex Sneaker Socks [2 Size Options] | BlueQ at GetBullish
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3 Pack Animal Lovers Socks | Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design
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