Dish Towels With Sayings | Funny Kitchen Towels | Inappropriate Towels

We curated the ultimate collection of dish towels with sayings. Our tea/hand towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our dish towels with sayings are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts.

Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring kitchen towels from BlueQ, Primitives by Kathy, Driftless, Boldfaced Goods, and more.

OMG I Forgot To Have Kids Cotton Dish Towel | Dog Lover Funny Novelty Cloth Tea Towel

OMG I Forgot To Have Kids Cotton Dish Towel | Dog Lover Funny Novelty Cloth Tea Towel

OMG I Forgot To Have Kids Cotton Dish...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish Towel

Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish Towel

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Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish...

$ 3.99 USD
$ 3.99 USD $ 12.99 USD
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My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Funny Snarky Sweary Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Funny Snarky Sweary Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel

Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel

Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel

Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel

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Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored...

$ 4.99 USD
$ 4.99 USD $ 12.99 USD
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Welcome To Adulthood You Have A Favorite Spatula Now Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Welcome To Adulthood You Have A Favorite Spatula Now Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Welcome To Adulthood You Have A Favorite Spatula...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD

Legal Pads + Art Prints

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Farmhouse Dish Cloth Towel

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Farmhouse Dish Cloth Towel

Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Farmhouse Dish Cloth...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
Last Call! Awesome Fucking Beard Screen-Printed Funny Sweary Dish Towel

Last Call! Awesome Fucking Beard Screen-Printed Funny Sweary Dish Towel

Last Call! Awesome Fucking Beard Screen-Printed Funny Sweary...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD

Cat Lover

Coffee Is A Real Kick In The Attitude Woven Dish Towel | Ultra Soft Jacquard

Coffee Is A Real Kick In The Attitude Woven Dish Towel | Ultra Soft Jacquard

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Coffee Is A Real Kick In The Attitude...

$ 4.95 USD
$ 4.95 USD $ 8.95 USD
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Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

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Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish...

$ 4.95 USD
$ 4.95 USD $ 10.95 USD
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Coffee Doesn't Ask Silly Questions, Coffee Understands Dish Towel

Coffee Doesn't Ask Silly Questions, Coffee Understands Dish Towel

Coffee Doesn't Ask Silly Questions, Coffee Understands Dish...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

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I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie...

$ 6.95 USD
$ 6.95 USD $ 9.95 USD
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Be Fierce Woven Green Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

Be Fierce Woven Green Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

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Be Fierce Woven Green Funny Snarky Dish Cloth...

$ 4.95 USD
$ 4.95 USD $ 8.95 USD
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How Do I Take My Tea Dish Towel And Teacup Shaped Cookie Cutter Set

How Do I Take My Tea Dish Towel And Teacup Shaped Cookie Cutter Set

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How Do I Take My Tea Dish Towel...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD $ 12.95 USD
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Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard | 100% Cotton Hand or Tea Towel 21" x 28"

Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard | 100% Cotton Hand or Tea Towel 21" x 28"

Made From Scratch Kitty Cat Woven Funny Snarky...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

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No One Wants To Watch You Eat That...

$ 7.99 USD
$ 7.99 USD $ 12.99 USD
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Stay at Home Cat Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

Stay at Home Cat Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

Stay at Home Cat Mom Funny Snarky Dish...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
You Are Freakin' Majestic Dish Towel And Unicorn Shaped Cookie Cutter Set

You Are Freakin' Majestic Dish Towel And Unicorn Shaped Cookie Cutter Set

You Are Freakin' Majestic Dish Towel And Unicorn...

$ 12.95 USD
$ 12.95 USD $ 0.00 USD
Nope Not Today Blue Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

Nope Not Today Blue Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable

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Nope Not Today Blue Bright Funny Snarky Dish...

$ 7.95 USD
$ 7.95 USD $ 10.95 USD
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