Dish Towels With Sayings | Funny Kitchen Towels | Inappropriate Towels

We curated the ultimate collection of dish towels with sayings. Our tea towels and hand towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our dish towels with sayings are wacky, funny, cool, and make lovely gifts.

Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring funky novelty kitchen towels and tea towel gifts from BlueQ, Primitives by Kathy, Driftless, Boldfaced Goods, and more.

Dear Liver, This Season May Be Rough-STAY STRONG! Face to Face Towel | Kitchen Tea Bar Dish Towel

Dear Liver, This Season May Be Rough-STAY STRONG! Face to Face Towel | Kitchen Tea Bar Dish Towel

Dear Liver, This Season May Be Rough-STAY STRONG!...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
I Don't Feel Like Making It But I Feel Like Eating It Dish Cloth Towel

I Don't Feel Like Making It But I Feel Like Eating It Dish Cloth Towel

I Don't Feel Like Making It But I...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Kitchen Tea Dish Cloth Towel | 21" x 28"

Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Kitchen Tea Dish Cloth Towel | 21" x 28"

Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
Your Home Is Beautiful Ma'am Woven Jacquard Kitchen Dish Cloth Tea Towel | Farm Horse

Your Home Is Beautiful Ma'am Woven Jacquard Kitchen Dish Cloth Tea Towel | Farm Horse

Your Home Is Beautiful Ma'am Woven Jacquard Kitchen...

$ 14.99 USD
$ 14.99 USD
Agent Of Destruction Funny Dog Screen-Printed Kitchen Dish Cloth Towel

Agent Of Destruction Funny Dog Screen-Printed Kitchen Dish Cloth Towel

Agent Of Destruction Funny Dog Screen-Printed Kitchen Dish...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
Do You Not See The Coaster? Or Have You Actually Never Loved Me? Kitchen Towel

Do You Not See The Coaster? Or Have You Actually Never Loved Me? Kitchen Towel

Do You Not See The Coaster? Or Have...

$ 13.99 USD
$ 13.99 USD
When I Get A Headache Tea Towel | Green Kitchen Dish Towel | 26.5″ x 19″

When I Get A Headache Tea Towel | Green Kitchen Dish Towel | 26.5″ x 19″

When I Get A Headache Tea Towel |...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
I Just Want All The Dogs | Tea Towel with Dogs Design

I Just Want All The Dogs | Tea Towel with Dogs Design

I Just Want All The Dogs | Tea...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD

Sock Sale

Kitchen Is Closed Due To Illness, I'm Sick of Cooking Tea Towel | Funny Kitchen Dish Towel in Red

Kitchen Is Closed Due To Illness, I'm Sick of Cooking Tea Towel | Funny Kitchen Dish Towel in Red

Kitchen Is Closed Due To Illness, I'm Sick...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
Half Circle Tea Towel | Cotton Dish Kitchen Towel | 18" x 28"

Half Circle Tea Towel | Cotton Dish Kitchen Towel | 18" x 28"

Half Circle Tea Towel | Cotton Dish Kitchen...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Live Love Bark Microfiber Pet Towel | 56"x 28"

Live Love Bark Microfiber Pet Towel | 56"x 28"

Live Love Bark Microfiber Pet Towel | 56"x...

$ 18.95 USD
$ 18.95 USD
Reserved For the Dog Microfiber Pet Towel | 56" x 28"

Reserved For the Dog Microfiber Pet Towel | 56" x 28"

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Reserved For the Dog Microfiber Pet Towel |...

$ 18.95 USD
$ 18.95 USD
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Deal of the Day

Hello Fall Kitchen Towel | Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

Hello Fall Kitchen Towel | Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

Hello Fall Kitchen Towel | Dish Towel |...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen Towel | Hand Dish Cloth | 18" x 26"

Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen Towel | Hand Dish Cloth | 18" x 26"

Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink Kitchen Towel | Cotton Gray Dish Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink Kitchen Towel | Cotton Gray Dish Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Sale

Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink...

$ 7.95 USD
$ 7.95 USD $ 12.95 USD
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I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel | 28" x 28"

I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel | 28" x 28"

I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

Sale

It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD $ 15.95 USD
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Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And...

$ 22.95 USD
$ 22.95 USD
Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels |...

$ 26.95 USD
$ 26.95 USD $ 35.85 USD
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Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 18.95 USD
$ 18.95 USD
Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 18.95 USD
$ 18.95 USD
Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 15.95 USD
$ 15.95 USD
You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD