Dish Towels With Sayings | Funny Kitchen Towels | Inappropriate Towels

We curated the ultimate collection of dish towels with sayings. Our tea/hand towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our dish towels with sayings are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts.

Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring kitchen towels from BlueQ, Primitives by Kathy, Driftless, Boldfaced Goods, and more.

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And...

$ 22.95 USD
$ 22.95 USD
Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Ban.do All Around Giant Green Beach Towel with Tassel Trim | Monstera Tropical Leaf | 65" x 65"

Ban.do All Around Giant Green Beach Towel with Tassel Trim | Monstera Tropical Leaf | 65" x 65"

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Ban.do All Around Giant Green Beach Towel with...

$ 49.95 USD
$ 49.95 USD $ 69.95 USD
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Best Friends Forever Towel Set of 3 | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Best Friends Forever Towel Set of 3 | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Best Friends Forever Towel Set of 3 |...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD $ 26.85 USD
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Parent Life Towel Set of 3 | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Parent Life Towel Set of 3 | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Parent Life Towel Set of 3 | Cotton...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD $ 26.85 USD
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Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD
Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD
Set of 2 Best Life Ever Here Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

Set of 2 Best Life Ever Here Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

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Set of 2 Best Life Ever Here Oversized...

$ 33.00 USD
$ 33.00 USD $ 66.00 USD
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Legal Pads + Art Prints

Set of 2 Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

Set of 2 Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

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Set of 2 Weekend I Love You Oversized...

$ 33.00 USD
$ 33.00 USD $ 66.00 USD
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Set of 2 Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

Set of 2 Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel | 78" x 35"

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Set of 2 Wish You Were Here Oversized...

$ 33.00 USD
$ 33.00 USD $ 66.00 USD
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Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 15.95 USD
$ 15.95 USD
You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD

Cat Lover

Dogs Welcome People Tolerated Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 28"

Dogs Welcome People Tolerated Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 28"

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Dogs Welcome People Tolerated Dish Cloth Towel |...

$ 10.95 USD
$ 10.95 USD
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Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel |...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel |...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD