Dish Towels With Sayings | Funny Kitchen Towels | Inappropriate Towels

We curated the ultimate collection of dish towels with sayings. Our tea/hand towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our dish towels with sayings are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts.

Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring kitchen towels from BlueQ, Primitives by Kathy, Driftless, Boldfaced Goods, and more.

Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen Towel | Hand Dish Cloth | 18" x 26"

Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen Towel | Hand Dish Cloth | 18" x 26"

Your Just What I Wanted Face Dog Kitchen...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink Kitchen Towel | Cotton Gray Dish Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink Kitchen Towel | Cotton Gray Dish Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Agent of Chaos Cat Funny Screen-Printed Dish Cloth Towel

Agent of Chaos Cat Funny Screen-Printed Dish Cloth Towel

Agent of Chaos Cat Funny Screen-Printed Dish Cloth...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel | 28" x 28"

I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel | 28" x 28"

I Put A Spell On You Kitchen Towel...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton Dish Towel | 18" x 28"

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It's Just A Phase Kitchen Towel | Cotton...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD $ 15.95 USD
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Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And Kitchen Towel Set | Giftable

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Box Sign And...

$ 22.95 USD
$ 22.95 USD
Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

Gnomes Are Judging You So Be Cool Kitchen...

$ 9.95 USD
$ 9.95 USD
Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Set of 3 Best Friends Forever Towels |...

$ 26.95 USD
$ 26.95 USD $ 35.85 USD
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Spooky

Set of 3 Parent Life Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Set of 3 Parent Life Towels | Cotton Dish Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Set of 3 Parent Life Towels | Cotton...

$ 26.95 USD
$ 26.95 USD $ 35.85 USD
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Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Wish You Were Here Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD
Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78" x 35" | Quick Dry Absorbent Microfiber | Carry Bag

Weekend I Love You Oversized Beach Towel 78"...

$ 23.95 USD
$ 23.95 USD
Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Duck You, You Ducking Ass Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 15.95 USD
$ 15.95 USD

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You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Floral Kitchen Hand Towel | 20" x 26"

You Are The Good Things Dish Cloth Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

Bitch I'm Ready Funny Screen-Printed Snarky Dish Cloth...

$ 12.99 USD
$ 12.99 USD
No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

No Bitchin In My Kitchen Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Cotton Hand...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

If Cauliflower Can Be Pizza Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

I'd Rather Be Reading Cotton Hand Towel |...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel | Gray | 16" x 24"

I Was Like Whatever Bitches Cotton Hand Towel...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

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Dishes We Meet Again Cotton Hand Towel |...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
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I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

I Saw People Through The Window Dish Cloth...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Kyoto Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

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Cat Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
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Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel | 13.4" x 35.4" Long Thin Stencil-Dyed Art Towel

Ume Flower Tenugui | Traditional Japanese Hand Towel...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD