
Fuck These Fucking Products | Sweary and Funny Profanity Gifts | GetBullish
Welcome to the aggressively profane corner of the internet you didn’t know you needed. This is where all the chaos lives — a delightfully inappropriate collection of stickers, socks, magnets, greeting cards, towels, keychains, and various objects that say “fuck” in at least three fonts. These aren’t your grandmother’s gifts (unless your grandmother is a chain-smoking badass who’s been done with your uncle’s bullshit since ’92). Fuck These Fucking Products is for people who are over it, into it, and unbothered by delicate sensibilities.
Let’s talk stationery. The Sweary Fuck Pens Cussing Pen Gift Set includes five black-ink pens, each screaming something gloriously rude like “Fuck All This Shit” — perfect for making grocery lists or grading term papers while channeling righteous rage. These pens don’t just write, they judge you for using Comic Sans. Put one in your bag, one on your desk, one in the fake plant by the printer, and dare HR to say something.
Feeling whimsical but deadly? Stick the Fuck Off I’ve Got Magical Shit To Do Fairy Magnet on your fridge, your cubicle, or your roommate’s face. It features a pastel-winged fairy with the soul of someone who’s got tarot cards in one hand and a legal pad of grievances in the other. You’re not just busy — you’re spiritually booked and emotionally unavailable for bullshit.
Even self-care gets the expletive treatment. Lip Shit Lip Balm in Sweet Peach is here to remind you that moisturized lips can still have a filthy mouth. This one’s perfect for soothing wind-chapped skin after a day of yelling into the void or delivering a heartfelt monologue about boundaries at the family reunion. And yes, it smells like peach. No, it doesn’t care about your feelings.
We’ve stocked this treasures from brands like Ephemera, BlueQ, Bad Grandma Designs, Fun Club, Twisted Wares, NPW, Groovy Things Co, Fabdaz, and of course, our very own GetBullish originals. From “wash your fucking hands” kitchen towels to salty pendants, keychains, earrings, and sweary patches, this collection has something loud for nearly every occasion. You bring the energy — we’ll provide the F-bombs.
At GetBullish, we believe in boldness, brains, and calling it like it fucking is. We specialize in feminist, progressive, and occasionally profane gifts for people who are done pretending they’re “nice” when they’re clearly correct. Want to know what we stand for (besides sarcasm and quality magnets)? Check out our story here. Then go forth and gift some shit someone will actually laugh at.
GetBullish should absolutely be your #1 go-to for inappropriate rude profanity sweary fucking gift items. We're fucking HERE for it.
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What a Fucked Up Time to Be Alive Motel Style Keychain in White
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Fucking Deserve Chocolate Dishtowel | Hangable Sweary Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Lube Towel Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying Cotton Towel
Vendor:Bad Grandma DesignsRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Get in Motherfucker We're Going Motherfuckering Fridge Magnet | Samuel L. Jackson | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Department of Fuckery Pen Set in Black | Set of 3 Funny Sweary Profanity Ballpoint Pens
Vendor:Sweet PerversionRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSold out -
What A Fucked Up Time To Be Alive Kitten Fridge Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Fucking Love Cocaine Bear Themed Fridge Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Fuck You Capitalism Wooden Eco Pin | Made in the UK
Vendor:Punky PinsRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I May Not Know What The Fuck I'm Doing But That Won't Stop Me Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I Am Writing This List In Cursive Because It Looks Fucking Elegant 5" x 7" Desk Pad
Vendor:Ümlaut BrooklynRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
To The Best Fuckin' Mom From The Best Fuckin' Family Mothers Day Greeting Card
Vendor:Offensive + DelightfulRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Fuck Yes Flower Large Vinyl Sticker | 4” x 2.75” | Durable for Laptop, Water Bottle, Etc.
Vendor:PAPAYARegular price $ 4.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
5pm Me: I Love Cooking. 7pm Me: Fuck This Oven Mitt | Thermal Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 16.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Plantroverted As Fuck Matte Sticker | Waterproof
Vendor:Sweet PerversionRegular price $ 3.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Fun Club Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain
Vendor:Fun ClubRegular price $ 4.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 8.95 USDSale price $ 4.95 USDSale -
I Would Like to Tell You to Fuck Off, But Then We'd Be in a Conversation Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Good Morning! You Need to Calm the Fuck Down Fridge Magnet | 2.5" X 3.5"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
I'll Rise, But I'm Not Fucking Shining Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Lock Your Fucking Door Skull Holographic Vinyl Sticker
Vendor:Holly OddlyRegular price $ 2.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Watch Out - I'll Fuckin' Hug You Women's Crew Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Fresh Out Of Fucks Rectangular Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
There It Goes, My Last Fuck Refrigerator Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per -
Lack Of Fucks Rectangular Magnet
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.25 USDRegular priceUnit price per
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