Pens and Pencils | Giftable Pen and Pencil Sets | Funny and Sweary Pens

People can't stop talking about our pen and pencil sets, which help you express your very strong opinions in ways you can't always do in person with your actual mouth. Tell people you're a badass b*tch, that this meeting is bullsh*t, that you're feminist or queer as f*ck...you get the idea. We also do inspirational (let's do this, take the leap, do great things...). Both types of messages are, of course, quite helpful and bracing to have around. That's why we made and/or curated them. Invite them to your desk today!
Sparkle & Shine Pen | Refillable Ballpoint Pen in Gift Box

Sparkle & Shine Pen | Refillable Ballpoint Pen in Gift Box

Sparkle & Shine Pen | Refillable Ballpoint Pen...

$ 11.95 USD
$ 11.95 USD
Unicorn Pen White | Ballpoint Pen in Black Ink

Unicorn Pen White | Ballpoint Pen in Black Ink

Unicorn Pen White | Ballpoint Pen in Black...

$ 6.95 USD
$ 6.95 USD
Life Goal: Pet All The Dogs Dog Mom Pencil Set | Set of 7 | Sharpened Pencils

Life Goal: Pet All The Dogs Dog Mom Pencil Set | Set of 7 | Sharpened Pencils

Life Goal: Pet All The Dogs Dog Mom...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Token Motivational Pen: "You Can Probably Do It" Ballpoint Teal Pen | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Token Motivational Pen: "You Can Probably Do It" Ballpoint Teal Pen | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Token Motivational Pen: "You Can Probably Do It"...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
Awfully Gorgeous For Being This Broke And Tired Ballpoint Pen in Cream | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Awfully Gorgeous For Being This Broke And Tired Ballpoint Pen in Cream | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Awfully Gorgeous For Being This Broke And Tired...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
Let Me Pet Your Dog Already Ballpoint Pen in Blue | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Let Me Pet Your Dog Already Ballpoint Pen in Blue | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Let Me Pet Your Dog Already Ballpoint Pen...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
Boss Babe Except I Hate Capitalism Ballpoint Pen in Cream | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Boss Babe Except I Hate Capitalism Ballpoint Pen in Cream | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Boss Babe Except I Hate Capitalism Ballpoint Pen...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD

OVEN MITTS

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Do Emails and Housework Ballpoint Pen in Pink | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Do Emails and Housework Ballpoint Pen in Pink | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Do...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
Protect Your Energy From Random Dipshits Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Protect Your Energy From Random Dipshits Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

Protect Your Energy From Random Dipshits Ballpoint Pen...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
What A Fucked Up Time To Be Alive Ballpoint Pen in Pink | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

What A Fucked Up Time To Be Alive Ballpoint Pen in Pink | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

What A Fucked Up Time To Be Alive...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD
My Love Language Is Silence Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

My Love Language Is Silence Ballpoint Pen in Violet | Gen Z Aesthetic Blue Ink

My Love Language Is Silence Ballpoint Pen in...

$ 2.50 USD
$ 2.50 USD

Deal of the Day

Mean Girls Pencil Set | You’re Like Really Pretty, On Wednesdays We Wear Pink, Etc.

Mean Girls Pencil Set | You’re Like Really Pretty, On Wednesdays We Wear Pink, Etc.

Mean Girls Pencil Set | You’re Like Really...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD
Set of 30 Coffee Before Adulting White Pens with Gold Lettering and Accents

Set of 30 Coffee Before Adulting White Pens with Gold Lettering and Accents

Set of 30 Coffee Before Adulting White Pens...

$ 150.00 USD
$ 150.00 USD
Grit & Grace Pen Set | Refillable Giftable Pen Set In A Box

Grit & Grace Pen Set | Refillable Giftable Pen Set In A Box

Grit & Grace Pen Set | Refillable Giftable...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Make Waves Pen Set | Giftable Pens In Box | Refillable

Make Waves Pen Set | Giftable Pens In Box | Refillable

Make Waves Pen Set | Giftable Pens In...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
World is Calling Pen Set of 2 | Giftable Pen Set In A Box | Refillable

World is Calling Pen Set of 2 | Giftable Pen Set In A Box | Refillable

World is Calling Pen Set of 2 |...

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD
Golden Unicorn Mini Ballpoint Pen

Golden Unicorn Mini Ballpoint Pen

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Golden Unicorn Mini Ballpoint Pen

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD $ 8.95 USD
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Ban.do Write On How Are You Feeling Pencil Set | Pre-Sharpened | Set of 10

Ban.do Write On How Are You Feeling Pencil Set | Pre-Sharpened | Set of 10

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Ban.do Write On How Are You Feeling Pencil...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD $ 9.95 USD
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Ban.do Write On Compliments Pencil Set | Pre-Sharpened Pencils | Set of 10

Ban.do Write On Compliments Pencil Set | Pre-Sharpened Pencils | Set of 10

Ban.do Write On Compliments Pencil Set | Pre-Sharpened...

$ 12.95 USD
$ 12.95 USD
Lip Service Predict a Pen | Passive Aggressive Work Pen | 6 Catchy Phrases

Lip Service Predict a Pen | Passive Aggressive Work Pen | 6 Catchy Phrases

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Lip Service Predict a Pen | Passive Aggressive...

$ 7.00 USD
$ 7.00 USD $ 8.95 USD
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Ban.do Mechanical Pencil Set Secret Garden | Set of 3

Ban.do Mechanical Pencil Set Secret Garden | Set of 3

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Ban.do Mechanical Pencil Set Secret Garden | Set...

$ 8.95 USD
$ 8.95 USD $ 9.95 USD
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Shit Creek Survivor Keychain and Pencil Set Bundle

Shit Creek Survivor Keychain and Pencil Set Bundle

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Shit Creek Survivor Keychain and Pencil Set Bundle

$ 14.95 USD
$ 14.95 USD $ 19.90 USD
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Ridiculously Motivational Pen Set of 4 in Multicolor

Ridiculously Motivational Pen Set of 4 in Multicolor

Ridiculously Motivational Pen Set of 4 in Multicolor

$ 13.95 USD
$ 13.95 USD