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Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Shakespearean Insults Towel | Cotton Kitchen Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 17.25" x 25.5"

Shakespearean Insults Towel | Cotton Kitchen Hand Tea Dish Cloth | 17.25" x 25.5"

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Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit.

With friends like yours, you'll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard's. Here are 34 of them - and we only tell you that to prevent you taking off your shoes to count.

Add a touch of wit and humor to your kitchen with the Shakespearean Insults Towel. This towel is perfect for those who appreciate the timeless art of clever insults.

A perfect gift for literature lovers and fans of classic humor

  • Dimensions: 17.25" x 25.5" 
  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Features: Quick-drying, hanging loop for easy display
  • Design: Includes 34 Shakespearean insults to add a touch of literary humor to your kitchen
  • Usage: Ideal for drying dishes, wiping counters, or simply showcasing your love for Shakespeare

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