
Apparel | Sweatshirts and Hoodies | Unisex
Welcome to the cozy rebellion. The Apparel | Sweatshirts and Hoodies collection at GetBullish is here to keep you warm while you lob truth bombs at brunch and rehome your patience into a secure emotional vault. These sweatshirts are unisex, but don’t mistake that for neutral — they’re bold, delightfully confrontational, and sometimes cat-themed. Whether you’re repping your favorite feline or declaring your deeply justified disinterest in parenthood, our designs are less “quiet luxury” and more “loud boundary.”
Take the Childless Cat Lady Over Catless Child Man crewneck: soft, warm, and perfect for wearing while dodging intrusive questions from well-meaning relatives. The So Pretty and Witty and Gay sweatshirt is your wearable show tune — joyful, unapologetic, and best paired with a strut. And the Ladies Fight Club crewneck? It’s for the women who believe mutual support is a contact sport, and that the first rule of fight club is "bring snacks and backup."
At GetBullish, we make apparel that actually says what you're thinking — loudly, hilariously, and in fonts big enough to read across a crosswalk. These sweatshirts come in sizes up to 5XL, because feminism includes everyone, especially when it’s chilly. Learn more about our store here, where we believe the revolution should come with comfortable necklines and machine-washable fabric.
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Makin' Biscuits Cat Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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80's Baby Retro Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Regular price $ 39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 39.99 USD -
Dog Parents Walk The Walk Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Regular price $ 39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 39.99 USD -
Ready To Meet a Himbo Who Cooks Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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My Love Language Is Silence Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt Sizes S-5XL
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We Stay Up At Night Cat Constellation Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Regular price $ 39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 39.99 USD -
Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Jersey Short Sleeve Tee [Multiple Colors and Sizes]
Regular price $ 32.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 32.95 USD -
I Made Good Kids I Deserve To Sleep For A Few Years Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Autistique Funny Autism Pride Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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I'm a Boomer But Not the Fox News Kind Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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I Don't Give One Single Sh*t About the Rules of Your Religion Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Hex the Patriarchy Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Girl Boss But for Sleep and Snacks Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
Regular price $ 34.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 34.99 USD -
F💎ck Yes You Glorious B💎tch Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Men Should Be Glad We Want Equality and Not Payback Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Divorce Your Republican Husband Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt [Size S-5X]
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Devour the Patriarchy Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Born in the 1900s Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Time to Eat Cheese with No Pants On Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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The Promiscuous Reader Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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So Pretty and Witty and Gay Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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[SATIRE] Moms for (the) Liberty (to get abortions and be as super gay as you want) Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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Just Don't Be A Bigot It's Not That Hard Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt Sizes SM-5XL | Plus Size Available
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