
Guillotinecore
The guillotine was invented in 1792 by Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, who proposed it as a more humane and egalitarian method of execution — the same death for everyone, regardless of class. He spent the rest of his life horrified by what his name had become associated with, and his descendants eventually changed their surname. The guillotine, meanwhile, became one of history's most enduring symbols of revolutionary fury and the consequences of hoarding too much cake.
Guillotinecore is the aesthetic for people who find a certain dark satisfaction in the idea that power is not permanent — who appreciate French Revolutionary imagery, dramatic historical irony, and the occasional reminder that the aristocracy has not always had the last word. It's moody, it's political, it's a little bit goth, and it pairs well with a strong opinion about wealth inequality.
GetBullish originals anchor this collection with guillotine-themed apparel and accessories. Paper & Quartz brings the dark stationery energy, Ephemera handles the refrigerator-based political commentary, Shannon Martin Design adds the maximalist decorative touch, and Unemployed Philosophers Guild covers the historically-minded novelty gifts. Switchblade Stiletto, Madison Bay Co., and SUCK UK Ltd round out the collection with appropriately dramatic accessories.
Looking for guillotine gifts, French Revolution themed items, or dark history gifts? This is your collection. Also check out our Knifecore collection for more sharp-edged aesthetics, or Castlecore for more historical drama.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh — and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.
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Sword Wife Sticker | Vinyl Die Cut Decal
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 3.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 3.50 USD -
Devour The Oligarchy Sticker | Vinyl Die Cut Decal
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 3.50 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 3.50 USD -
19th C. Whaling Schooner Scrimshaw OxBone Letter Opener Men's Gift | 9" Knife Mail Envelope Opener Staple Remover
Vendor:Madison Bay Co.Regular price $ 24.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 24.95 USD -
Butter Knife Earrings Gold Foodie Statement Studs | Cloisonné Mismatched Earrings
Vendor:Yellow Owl WorkshopRegular price $ 22.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 22.95 USDSold out -
Solid Brass Fox Head Letter Opener Men's Gift | 6-1/4" Vintage Knife Mail Envelope Opener Staple Remover
Vendor:Madison Bay Co.Regular price $ 19.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 19.95 USD -
Solid Brass Pineapple Letter Opener | 8-1/4" Knife Mail Envelope Opener Staple Remover
Vendor:Madison Bay Co.Regular price $ 19.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 19.95 USD -
Solid Brass Spreadwing Eagle Letter Opener Men's Gift | 7-3/4" Knife Mail Envelope Opener Staple Remover
Vendor:Madison Bay Co.Regular price $ 19.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 19.95 USD -
Cereal Killer Tee Unisex [SM-2XL]
Vendor:PyknicRegular price $ 32.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 32.95 USD -
Cat with Knife Acrylic Earrings
Vendor:SimpleNGreatRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Silver Knuckle Duster Earrings
Vendor:SimpleNGreatRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Rainbow Knife Keychain | 'OK' Utility Pocketknife | 2" Blade
Vendor:Real SicRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Mini Folding Knife Fish Keychain | Utility Pocket EDC Switchblade Knife
Vendor:Real SicRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.95 USD -
Abalone Shell Folding Knife Pendant Necklace
Vendor:Real SicRegular price $ 23.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 23.95 USD -
Mini Eagle Handle Folding Knife Necklace | Gold Tone Pendant
Vendor:Real SicRegular price $ 23.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 23.95 USD
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