Dad Gifts 2026 Sneak Peek: For the Dad Who Has Everything Except a Pocket Tomahawk
Every dad gift guide on the internet recommends a grill tool set, a "#1 Dad" mug, or a tie. We are not doing that. This guide is for the dad who has taste, opinions about his tools, and a genuine appreciation for objects that are well-made and slightly absurd. We have those.
Start Here: The Calendar That Does the Work For You
2027 Dad Jokes Boxed Calendar — $18.95
A stand-up desk calendar delivering a new dad joke every single day of 2027. By Sourcebooks. For the dad who delivers puns like it's his job — and now has material through December 31st. The gift that keeps giving, one groan at a time.
Lucky Jack: Tools for the Dad Who Thinks About Being Prepared
Builder's Pen 9-in-1 Multi-Tool Gadget — $28.95
A pen that is also a ruler, stylus, screwdriver, level, and five other things. For the dad who believes every object should earn its place. Satisfyingly heavy. Actually useful. By Lucky Jack.
Cheeky Monkey 13-in-1 Carabiner Multitool — $18.95
Thirteen functions on a keychain carabiner. The dad who clips this on will feel vindicated every time he needs a bottle opener in an inconvenient location. By Lucky Jack.
7-in-1 Hobo Knife Camp Cutlery Multi-Tool — $19.95
Fork, spoon, knife, and four more tools in one compact camping utensil. For the dad who camps, or who intends to camp, or who simply appreciates functional objects in a kitchen drawer. By Lucky Jack.
Adventure Card Pocket Tomahawk — $21.95
A credit card-sized survival axe and knife that folds flat. For the dad who would like to be prepared for a situation that probably won't arise but absolutely might. By Lucky Jack.
Folding Beard and Mustache Comb — $25.95
A brass-finish folding beard and mustache comb in a gift set. A small luxury that gets used every day. For the bearded dad who takes his grooming seriously — or the one who should. By Lucky Jack.
For the Dad Who Believes Rain Gear Should Have Personality
Katana Handle Dragon Umbrella — $24.95
A samurai-inspired umbrella with a katana-style handle and gold dragon design. Fully functional, fully waterproof, completely commands a commute. By Urban Tokyo.
Desk Objects He Will Actually Keep
Japanese Sword and Sheath Metal Bookmark — $18.95
A solid brass, gold electroplated bookmark styled as a sword in its sheath. Made in the USA. For the dad who reads and believes the tools of reading should be as considered as the books themselves.
Dragon Letter Opener — $18.95
A dagger-style letter opener with an ornate dragon handle. For the dad whose mail deserves more ceremony.
The Mugs
Genuine Badass Mug — $17.95
A 12 oz porcelain mug certifying its owner as a genuine badass. Straightforward. Dignified. Accurate. By Lucky Jack.
Father Figure Stackable Mug — $13.95
A 14oz stoneware stackable mug for the dad who is, above all else, a father figure. By Creative Brands. Funny without being obnoxious. Actually a quality mug.
For the Tea Ritualist
Japanese Warriors Yunomi Tea Cup — $14.95
A 10 fl oz porcelain yunomi-style cup with reactive glaze — no two exactly alike. For the dad who takes his morning tea seriously.
Japanese Ninja Yunomi Tea Cup — $14.95
Same beautiful reactive glaze, ninja edition. A great companion to the Warriors cup — or a standalone for the dad with strong opinions about vessels.
For His Feet
Men's Floating Astronaut Socks — $15.95
Fair Trade certified socks with floating astronauts, with a portion of proceeds supporting space exploration. Fits sizes 8.5–13.
Browse the full Gifts for Men collection at GetBullish, or see our Wacky Father's Day guide if your dad would genuinely prefer something weird.