Father's Day Gifts for the Dad Who Would Genuinely Prefer Something Weird
Some dads want a nice mug. And we have those. But some dads want a soap that says "Manwhore" on it, or a pocket tomahawk, or socks that summarize their entire personality in two words. This guide is for those dads. They know who they are. So do you.
The Socks, Because of Course
Crotchety Old Fuck Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
A personality assessment on a sock. If this describes your dad, he will wear these with pride. By BlueQ, who understand that some sentiments are too important for anything less than a full crew length.
Just Resting My Eyes Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
The universal dad defense, now available in sock form. For the dad who has delivered this line at every family movie night since 1997 and will not be stopping anytime soon.
Asshole Brother Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
For the uncle who is also a dad-figure. Or for a gift exchange between brothers where honesty is appreciated. BlueQ has captured the dynamic precisely.
All Puns Intended Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
The dad joke dad's official sock. He intended every single one. He regrets nothing.
Frequently Childlike, Often Immature Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
A character assessment that lands somewhere between insult and compliment. For the dad who is genuinely fun at parties and also will not stop quoting the same three movies.
I'm Really Into Birds Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
For the birder dad. He has binoculars. He has opinions about feeders. He will explain the difference between a finch and a sparrow at any moment. These socks are for him.
Handsome Devil Men's Crew Socks — $15.99
A self-assessment that is probably accurate. For the dad who is still, objectively, a handsome devil and appreciates having it confirmed in sock form.
Garfield Men's Crew Socks — $11.95
Garfield on socks, for the dad who relates deeply to a cat whose primary traits are laziness, lasagna, and hating Mondays. A timeless gift. A fair assessment.
The Apron Section (He Grills Now)
Grumpy Old Man BBQ Apron — $34.99 $11.99 on sale!
A 100% cotton BBQ apron with 2 pockets and adjustable strap that announces the wearer's disposition immediately. He doesn't have to say anything. The apron says it. By BlueQ, on major sale from $34.99.
My Meat Is Local BBQ Apron — $34.99 $11.99 on sale!
For the dad who has opinions about where his food comes from and would like to wear those opinions on his person while grilling. Unisex, 2 pockets, adjustable strap. Also massively on sale.
Hygiene, But Make It a Gift
Sudweiser Soap On A Rope — $13.95
A soap on a rope that looks exactly like a can of Budweiser, labeled "King of Cleansing." By NPW. For the dad with a beer-themed bathroom aesthetic, or for the dad who would find this deeply funny. Both are valid.
Manwhore Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap — $12.95
Triple milled, boxed, and labeled with complete confidence. By Whiskey River Soap Co. For the dad whose reputation precedes him, or for any occasion where honesty is the best policy. Low stock — act accordingly.
Trophy Husband Lip Balm — $6.95
Blue raspberry lip balm in a vintage-style tin that certifies the wearer as a Trophy Husband. By Whiskey River Soap Co. A perfect stocking stuffer, a perfect add-on, a perfect way to spend $6.95.
Weapons and Tools (The Fun Kind)
T-Rex Carabiner Multitool — $19.95
A stainless steel carabiner multitool shaped like a T-Rex. 4" x 2.5". Fully functional. The dad who carries this will feel correctly about himself every time he clips it to something.
Adventure Card Pocket Tomahawk — $21.95
A credit card-sized survival axe and knife tool that folds flat. For the dad who would like to be prepared for a situation that probably won't arise but absolutely might. By Lucky Jack.
Dragon Letter Opener — $18.95
A decorative dagger-style letter opener with an ornate dragon handle. For the dad whose mail deserves more ceremony. Very low stock — worth grabbing now.
Entertainment
King Size Playing Cards — $17.95
A giant oversized deck of playing cards for the dad who believes that if something is worth doing, it's worth doing at twice the normal scale. By Vat19. Works for every card game known to man, just enormous.
Manly Art of Coloring | 35 Silly Scenes of Men — $10.95
A coloring book with 35 silly scenes of men doing manly things. For the dad who needs a creative outlet that doesn't require explanation. Cathartic. Funny. Low stock.
Drinkware With Opinions
Kitschy Pin-Up Girls Cocktail Glasses Set of 6 — $29.95 $24.95 on sale!
Six 9.5 oz retro pin-up ladies cocktail glasses, because the home bar should have character. For the dad whose aesthetic leans vintage and whose beverage of choice deserves a glass that makes a statement.
See the full Gifts for Men collection at GetBullish for 224 more options — including Men's Socks, Aprons, and White Elephant Gifts for the dad who has truly seen everything. And if your dad is from the 1900s and is doing fine, actually, check out our Ow, My Back guide.