Crotchety Old Fuck Men's Crew Socks | Novelty Funny Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Crotchety Old Fuck Men's Crew Socks | Novelty Funny Socks | BlueQ at GetBullishLow stock: 5 left
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Just you wait, you whippersnapper. You'll be crotchety too!
- Blue Q socks reads: “Crotchety Old Fuck”
- Men's shoe size 7-12
- 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
- BlueQ Crew style
- Novelty pattern and abstract design
- Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and a touch of spandex for long-lasting fun!
- 1% of the sale of all Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.
By BlueQ
## Who This is a Good Gift For
These socks are a hilarious gift choice for that grumpy uncle who's always complaining about the younger generation. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you want to poke a little fun. They also make a great stocking stuffer for the dad who has mastered the art of cussing at the TV during sports games. If your buddy's been a bit too cranky lately, why not lighten the mood with some sweary socks featuring funny quotes?
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My husband is getting cancer treatments every 3 weeks so I started buying him fun socks to wear. The nurses ask each week to see his socks and love the idea and spirit he shows!
Fun gift that's also practical.
I love the saying! I had seen it in a store, but didn’t buy it for my son at the time. And then I looked for months, but finally found it online. I’m so excited to see his face when he opens his present!
Super fun high quality socks!
Super fun, high quality socks!
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