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Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks Candy | Christmas Joke Gift

Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks Candy | Christmas Joke Gift
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A gag gift they'll remember forever – Eat a Jar of St. Nick's Dicks. Hilarious! Get your sugar fix in penis form.

  • Reads: “Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks”
  • 14 oz. jar of candy
  • Red, white, and green penis-shaped candy
  • Holiday novelty treat
  • Themes: Christmas candy, penis candy, funny holiday gift, white elephant gift, novelty candy

Holiday candy for the gift exchange that has seen enough ordinary chocolate. This 1-pound jar of red, white, and green penis-shaped candy brings a very specific kind of cheer to holiday parties and white elephant swaps.

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