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Welcome to GetBullish – where snarky meets thoughtful, sweary meets sophisticated, and every product tells the patriarchy exactly where it can go. Our collection of over 5,000 unique items celebrates women who refuse to choose between ambition and humor, femininity and rebellion, or success and staying true to themselves.
What started in 2010 as a career advice column about women kicking ass in the workplace has evolved into Brooklyn's most irreverent gift shop. From our famous "dance on the graves of the patriarchy" keychains to our collection of sweary socks that say what you're really thinking, we curate products for people who appreciate gifts with substance, humor with heart, and accessories that actually mean something.
Browse our feminist gifts that range from subtle office rebellion to full-throated battle cries. Explore gothic aesthetics for elder goths and dark academia enthusiasts. Discover coquettecore pieces that celebrate feminine power. Shop groovy frog accessories for cottagecore vibes, or embrace the butter trend because why not? We've got sticker books for stressed adults, virtuous vandalism sticky notes for peaceful activists, and enough sweary merchandise to outfit your entire friend group.
Whether you're shopping for white elephant gifts, feminist swag, holiday presents, office supplies with attitude, home goods that spark joy (and conversation), or wellness products that actually work – we've curated it all with the same philosophy: life's too short for boring gifts. Every keychain, sock, mug, and sticker is chosen because it made us laugh, think, or feel something real.
Our collection includes products from over 50 brands we love (like BlueQ, Archie McPhee, Primitives by Kathy, and our own GetBullish designs) alongside handmade items from independent makers. We believe in supporting artists, celebrating humor, challenging norms, and making it easy to find gifts that are actually worth giving.
Shop by vibe, by recipient, by price point, or just scroll and see what catches your eye. Fair warning: you'll probably end up buying something for yourself along with whatever you came here for. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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World’s Best Person Stay Humble Magnet | Retro Sarcastic Humor Fridge Magnet
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Anyone Else Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired? Magnet | Funny Sarcastic Quote Humor Fridge Magnet
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No Thanks, Buddy I’m with the Big Fat Orange Turd Funny Political Magnet | Sarcastic Humor Fridge Magnet
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Live, Laugh, Launch a Revolution! Funny Political Humor Magnet | Sarcastic Quote Fridge Magnet
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I’m Not Dead, I Just Look Like It Funny Dark Humor Magnet | Sarcastic Novelty Fridge Magnet
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If I’m the Voice of Reason, Then We’re All F****d Funny Magnet | Sarcastic Humor Fridge Magnet
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ICE Is Best Crushed Funny Satirical Bumper Sticker | Sarcastic Political Humor Vinyl Decal
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Have People Always Been This Fucking Stupid? Funny Sarcastic Magnet | Profane Humor Fridge Magnet
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It’s Not Hoarding If It’s Books Funny Book Lover Magnet | Literary Humor Fridge Magnet
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Hobbies Include Looking for My Phone While I am Using It Funny Magnet | Retro Humor Fridge Magnet
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Is Fucktastrophe a Word? I Feel Like it could be Useful. Funny Profane Magnet | Sarcastic Retro Humor Fridge Magnet
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Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse For Being an Asshole Bumper Sticker | Sarcastic Humor Vinyl Decal
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Don't Leave A Goddamn Voicemail Ceramic Mug 11oz
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Credit Card Holder in Cherry Blossom Brocade | 10 Slots | RFID Blocking
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Star Trek The Next Generation Sticky Notes | Quotes & Characters Memo Pad Set
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Persephone’s Return of Spring Mini Bar Soap | Pomegranate Exfoliating Soap
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Medusa’s Rare Beauty Mini Bar Soap | Cucumber Aloe Glycerin Soap with Shea & Cocoa Butter, Mythology Inspired
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Shakespeare’s Bard of Soap | Literary Mini Guest Soap with Fresh Milk & Cocoa Butter | Funny Novelty Gift
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Jane Austen Bath Soap | Lavender Scented Mini Literary Guest Soap | Novelty Book Lover Gift
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Anatomical Human Heart Reversible Pendant Necklace | Glass Cabochon Bronze Necklace | Gothic Anatomy Jewelry
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Ladybug Vintage Inspired Glass Cabochon Earrings | Antiqued Bronze, Handmade Lightweight Dangle Jewelry
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Best Friends Calico Cat Pendant Necklace | Vintage Inspired Glass Cabochon, Handmade Cat Jewelry
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Love Bird Doves Valentine’s Day Pendant Necklace | Vintage Inspired Glass Cabochon, Antiqued Bronze, Handmade Jewelry
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Horse Glass Cabochon Pendant Necklace | Antique Bronze Equestrian Jewelry | Vintage Style Horse Art Necklace
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷
















