Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse For Being an Asshole Sticker | Sarcastic Humor Vinyl Decal
Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse For Being an Asshole Sticker | Sarcastic Humor Vinyl DecalLow stock: 3 left
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Say it loud and clear. The “Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an asshole” sticker is unapologetically bold, funny, and sharp-witted. Perfect for anyone who appreciates honesty, sarcasm, and a little irreverent humor.
This high-quality vinyl sticker is built to stick anywhere you want a laugh—laptops, water bottles, car windows, notebooks, and more.
- Reads: “Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an asshole”
- Bold, sarcastic message that makes a statement
- Durable vinyl for long-lasting use indoors or outdoors
- Perfect for laptops, water bottles, cars, notebooks, or lockers
- Ideal for fans of irreverent humor, sarcasm, and edgy novelty décor
- A unique gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor
Ephemera has over 30 years of experience delivering hilarious, conversation-starting novelty items. This sticker isn’t just décor—it’s an attitude in sticker form.
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