I’m Not Dead, I Just Look Like It Funny Dark Humor Magnet | Sarcastic Novelty Fridge Magnet
I’m Not Dead, I Just Look Like It Funny Dark Humor Magnet | Sarcastic Novelty Fridge MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Because sometimes sarcasm is the only thing keeping you upright. The “I’M NOT DEAD. I just look like it.” magnet delivers deliciously dark humor with a wink and a smile. Featuring a cheerful red-haired woman in bold lipstick, lounging in a white-cushioned coffin and winking mischievously beside a lit candle, this magnet balances morbid humor with irresistible charm.
Brutally honest and unapologetically funny, it’s the perfect statement piece for anyone who appreciates gallows humor and isn’t afraid to laugh at life’s exhaustion.
- Reads: “I’M NOT DEAD. I just look like it.”
- Darkly humorous quote with a playful, cheeky twist
- Eye-catching vintage-style artwork with rich detail
- Size: 3" x 2"
- Full size magnet on back
- Strong magnetic backing for secure, slip-free display
- Rectangular magnet ideal for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, or office spaces
- A great gift for fans of sarcasm, dark humor, and witty novelty décor
- Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes
This magnet isn’t just décor—it’s a reflection of your wit and your wonderfully twisted sense of humor.
Note: ©Ephemera-inc.com watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet
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