Tits The Season 3D Pop-Up "Tinsel Tits" Christmas Card
Tits The Season 3D Pop-Up "Tinsel Tits" Christmas CardLow stock: 10 left
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Give the gift of laughter (and a little shock value) with Tits The Season, the holiday card that delivers cheer, charm, and… well, 3D boobs. The cover kicks things off with a bold “Tits The Season,” but the real showstopper comes when the card opens to reveal a festive pair of pop-up breasts decked out with tiny tinsel and the iconic message: “Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits.”
It’s outrageous, playful, and guaranteed to become the most talked-about card of the season—whether you're sending it to a friend, partner, or a very unsuspecting family member.
- 🎄 Hilarious 3D pop-up boobs — the gift no one saw coming
- ✨ Includes the instantly legendary phrase “Tinsel Tits”
- 📬 Perfect for friends with questionable humor (or to lightly traumatize Grandma)
- 🎁 A festive mix of naughty, cheeky, and unforgettable holiday cheer
- 😂 Ideal for gag gifts, office exchanges, stocking stuffers & more
Tits The Season: Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a surprise rack wrapped in tinsel.
See also: You're the Tits Gummies, more Joke and Gag Gifts at GetBullish
By Rain Parade
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