Only Whores Can Read | Funny Greeting Card
Only Whores Can Read | Funny Greeting CardLow stock: 3 left
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If you can read this, we've got some questions. Disguised as an elegant vintage floral design, this greeting card delivers an unexpected punchline that's guaranteed to catch people off guard. For friends with a twisted sense of humor and absolutely no shame.
- Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
- Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
- Text on card reads: "Only Whores Can Read This" in ornate gold cursive lettering, surrounded by pink roses, green leaves, small flowers, and two butterflies on a cream background
- Blank inside
- Printed in the USA
- Themes: inappropriate humor, shock humor, funny card, adult humor, gag gift, all-occasion
By Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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