Merry Christmas Eat a Bag of Dicks Funny Holiday Gummy Candy Bag | Hilarious Gag Gift & Stocking Stuffer
Merry Christmas Eat a Bag of Dicks Funny Holiday Gummy Candy Bag | Hilarious Gag Gift & Stocking StufferIn stock
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Bring laughter to the holidays with the Merry Christmas Eat a Bag of Dicks Gummies — the best-selling novelty candy that flies off shelves every year! Dressed up for the season with festive packaging, this hilarious treat makes the ultimate white elephant gift, secret Santa surprise, or stocking stuffer for anyone who appreciates a good laugh.
Each pouch contains nearly ½ pound of handmade gummies, crafted fresh in South Carolina. Packaged by hand in a resealable zip-top bag, these cheeky gummies are the perfect combination of humor and flavor — a conversation starter that’s sweet, silly, and unforgettable.
- Holiday Edition: Limited annual release with festive packaging.
- Handmade in the USA: Crafted fresh in South Carolina with care.
- Generous Portion: Nearly ½ pound of fruity, chewy gummies per bag.
- Gift-Ready: Resealable bag, ready for gifting.
- Fun for Every Occasion: Great for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, adult parties, or funny thank-you gifts.
- Perfect Impulse Buy: Guaranteed to grab attention and spark laughter.
A yearly favorite — grab them while you can and spread some holiday cheer (and chuckles)!
Best By Sept 29, 2026
Note: Includes soy. Includes gelatin (not suitable for vegans).
See also: Eat a Bag of Dicks Gummies, You're the Tits Gummies
By Rain Parade Gifts, Gags, and Novelties
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