The Universe Is Indifferent to Your Suffering Magnet | Dark Humor Fridge Magnet
The Universe Is Indifferent to Your Suffering Magnet | Dark Humor Fridge MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Find comfort in cosmic indifference with the “The Universe Is Indifferent to Your Suffering” Magnet. This tongue-in-cheek design pairs dry, existential humor with a thoughtful illustration of a red-haired boy gazing through a telescope into the vastness of outer space—complete with planets like Saturn and Earth, a glowing moon, a passing comet, and distant stars.
It’s a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder of our tiny place in the universe, delivered with wit and honesty. Whether you stick it on your fridge, locker, or office cabinet, this rectangular magnet is guaranteed to spark knowing laughs and philosophical side-eyes.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, science lovers, or anyone who finds solace in cosmic realism, this magnet makes an unforgettable gift—and a stellar conversation starter.
- Reads: “The Universe Is Indifferent to Your Suffering”
- Dry, existential humor with universal appeal
- Illustrated space scene with planets, stars, and telescope imagery
- Size: 3" x 2"
- Full size magnet on back
- Rectangular novelty magnet with strong hold
- Ideal for fridges, lockers, offices, or dorms
- Great gift for science fans and dark-humor lovers
- Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes
Because sometimes the universe doesn’t care—and that’s kind of funny.
Note: ©Ephemera-inc.com watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet
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