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Sleazy Greetings

"I'm Going To Murder You" Michael Myers Greeting Card

  • $ 4.95



A funny way to say "I love you". Featuring an illustration of Michael Myers, this funny card is perfect for a spooky couple!

Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

This card is left blank on the inside.

Made in the USA

By Sleazy Greetings

FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $50, NO CODE NEEDED

All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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