If The Apocalypse Comes Beep Me Stabby Knife Keychain | Buffy the Vampire Slayer
If The Apocalypse Comes Beep Me Stabby Knife Keychain | Buffy the Vampire SlayerCouldn't load pickup availability
Stay ready for whatever comes your way with the If The Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me Stabby Knife Keychain — a must-have for any Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan. This motel-style keychain features the iconic quote from Buffy Summers along with a playful illustration of a stabby knife, combining retro charm with slayer attitude. It’s the perfect subtle fandom accessory to clip onto your keys, backpack, or purse and show off your love for the ultimate vampire-slaying queen.
- Classic motel-style keychain with a bold stabby knife illustration
- Features the iconic Buffy Summers quote: “If The Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me”
- Approx. 3.5" keychain with a sturdy 1.25" keyring
- Perfect for fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or lovers of sassy, retro accessories
- Fun, lightweight design — ideal for keys, bags, backpacks, or displaying with your collection
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