I Would Shank a Bitch for You Funny Relationship Card
I Would Shank a Bitch for You Funny Relationship CardLow stock: 2 left
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I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card.
Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here at Bad Betty...but we feel like this Valentine's Day card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't.
This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud.
- Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
- Specialty die cut
- Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
- Blank inside
- All cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve
Each card is printed in the USA.
By Bad Betty Greeting Co.
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