Don’t Be a Dick Journal with Matching Pen | Funny Retro Hardcover Notebook Gift
Don’t Be a Dick Journal with Matching Pen | Funny Retro Hardcover Notebook GiftLow stock: 3 left
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Introducing the Don’t Be A Dick Journal—a loud, colorful reminder to lead with kindness… or at least try. Packed with retro disco vibes and unapologetic humor, this journal is perfect for notes, lists, rants, or reminding yourself (and others) to be decent humans.
And of course, it wouldn’t be Fun without the matching pen—because the message deserves consistency.
- A5 size journal (5.8" x 8.3") — ideal for desk use or on the go
- 140 pages (70 sheets) for journaling, notes, or daily chaos
- Spiral-bound with durable hardcover
- Vibrant multi-panel retro disco illustration
- Features dancing vinyl record character, disco ball, boombox, trumpet, and checkerboard floor
- Bold bubble-letter text on cover: “DON’T BE A DICK”
- Matching white and red fine-point ballpoint pen with black ink
- Pen reads: “BE NICE, ASSHOLE”
- Built-in pen loop
- Orange elastic closure band to keep pages secure
A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, partners, or anyone who appreciates humor with a side of truth. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or passive-aggressive self-improvement.
By FUN CLUB
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