Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Kitchen Tea Dish Cloth Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Kitchen Tea Dish Cloth Towel | 21" x 28" | BlueQ at GetBullishCouldn't load pickup availability
Add some humor to your kitchen with the Asparagus Why Does it Do That Funny Woven Tea Towel from BlueQ. This super-absorbent, 100% cotton towel features a vintage jacquard design that adds a touch of whimsy to your dish-drying routine. Measuring a generous 21" x 28", this towel is perfect for drying glassware and china with its soft and luxurious feel. Plus, with one percent of the sale going towards hunger relief programs, it makes a thoughtful and funny gift for the foodie in your life.
Asparagus, Why Does it Do That? To be honest, it's gross but also, like, a little satisfying, right?
Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.
- VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton. Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. Unlike a printed towel, the thread colors create the design for a sweet vintage look and a soft feel. This towel is perfect for drying glassware, china, you name it!
- EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
- GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
- GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
- FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements
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Items we cannot ship internationally include food, body products, liquids include lavatory mists, made to order apparel and drinkware, and wooden items if going to Australia. Nearly everything else can be shipped anywhere.