Rude Kitchen Towels | Funny Kitchen Towels with Sayings | Inappropriate Tea Towels | GetBullish

We curated the ultimate collection of funny and rude kitchen towels. From funny towels with sayings that you can give to mom, to inappropriate dish towels that will make your friends laugh.

Our dish towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our rude kitchen towels are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts. Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!

Featuring inappropriate and sweary (or sometimes just sweet!) tea towels and kitchen towels from brands like BlueQ, Twisted Wares, Driftless, Primitives by Kathy, Boldfaced Goods and more, all here at GetBullish.

About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.

From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.