Rude Kitchen Towels

We curated the ultimate collection of rude kitchen towels. Our dish towels are snarky, bold, hilarious, and make the perfect novelty gifts. Our rude kitchen towels are wacky, funny, cool, and make great novelty gifts. Add a unique touch to your kitchen with one of our funky designs!
Shut The Fucupcakes Tea Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Shut The Fucupcakes Tea Towel | White | 16" x 24"

Shut The Fucupcakes Tea Towel | White |...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Make Me Thorny Dish Cloth Towel |...

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD
Just The Tip To See How It Feels Kitchen Towel in White

Just The Tip To See How It Feels Kitchen Towel in White

Just The Tip To See How It Feels...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

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Fuck, I Love Cheese Jacquard Woven Dish Towel

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD
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Shut Up Liver Black Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel

Shut Up Liver Black Flour Sack Kitchen Dish Towel

Shut Up Liver Black Flour Sack Kitchen Dish...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Silly Tea Towels | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | Rooster | 28" Square

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Silly Tea Towels | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | Rooster | 28" Square

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say Cluck It Dish...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Rise And Shine Mother Cluckers Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Hilarious Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" Square

Rise And Shine Mother Cluckers Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Hilarious Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" Square

Rise And Shine Mother Cluckers Dish Cloth Towel...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
You Bet Your Sweet Aster Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Bet Your Sweet Aster Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 18" x 28"

You Bet Your Sweet Aster Dish Cloth Towel...

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD

Babies and Kids

I Pull Out Camper Design Terry Cotton Dish Towel

I Pull Out Camper Design Terry Cotton Dish Towel

I Pull Out Camper Design Terry Cotton Dish...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and Have Questionable Morals Cotton Hand Towel | White | 16" x 24"

You Drink Too Much Cuss Too Much and...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Nice Melons Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Nice Melons Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Nice Melons Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea...

$22.00 CAD
$22.00 CAD
My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Funny Snarky Sweary Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Funny Snarky Sweary Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

My Dog And I Talk Shit About You...

$15.00 CAD
$15.00 CAD

Jewelry

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish Towel

Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Condiments Dish...

$18.00 CAD
$18.00 CAD
Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

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Lazy Ass Panda Eating Bamboo Woven Sweary Funny...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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When I Said I Was Cleaning I Meant I Was Polishing Off Two Bottles Of Wine Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

When I Said I Was Cleaning I Meant I Was Polishing Off Two Bottles Of Wine Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

When I Said I Was Cleaning I Meant...

$11.00 CAD
$11.00 CAD
Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Cotton and Linen | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Cotton and Linen | Embroidered Text | 18" x 28"

Citra Ass Down Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Twisted Terry Dish Towels in Black and White

Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Twisted Terry Dish Towels in Black and White

Please Don't Steal the Prescription Drugs Twisted Terry...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel

You & I Are More Than Friends, We're...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel

Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your Family Kitchen Towel

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Do One Thing Every Day that Scares Your...

$18.00 CAD
$18.00 CAD
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Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish Towel

Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish Towel

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Last Call! This is My Protest Screen-Printed Dish...

$6.00 CAD
$6.00 CAD $18.00 CAD
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Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel

Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored Dish Cloth Towel

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Last Call! Artist at Work Screen-Printed Blue Multicolored...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $18.00 CAD
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Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes...

$15.00 CAD
$15.00 CAD
Last Call! I'm A Special Unicorn Woven Blue Jacquard Dish Cloth Towel

Last Call! I'm A Special Unicorn Woven Blue Jacquard Dish Cloth Towel

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Last Call! I'm A Special Unicorn Woven Blue...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Farmhouse Kitchen Hand Towel

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Stay at Home Dog Mom Funny Snarky Dish...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $15.00 CAD
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