GetBullish Original Tees

The GetBullish Original Tees collection is your official license to say exactly what you’re thinking — but in cotton. These are tees, tanks, and crops for people who have sharp wit, strong opinions, and zero interest in blending in. Whether you're rage-scrolling the news, organizing mutual aid, or just minding your own unbothered business in a muscle tank, our shirts are here to speak your truth while you sip your iced coffee and plot the collapse of outdated institutions.

Feeling crusty and Gen X? Lean into your glorious disillusionment with the Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can’t Even Tee, which comes in sizes up to 5X and colors that really say, “I’m tired and I vote.” Ready to stand with the LGBTQ+ community and maybe throw a punch if the situation calls for it? There’s the LGBTQ Ally Ready To Throw Down Tee, which looks especially good paired with a glare and a clipboard full of community organizing.

For days when human society feels optional, the Cast Off Your Human Responsibilities Return to the Forest Tank lets you tap into your inner woodland cryptid who just wants to snack on berries and be left alone. You don’t have to be a full-time gremlin in the woods to wear it, but it helps. We also carry muscle tanks that flex both your arms and your discontent, along with crop tees for warm weather rebellions and casual uprisings.

These designs are dreamed up and printed by GetBullish — a woman-owned brand that’s not here for subtlety or small talk. Many tees are printed on-demand so we can offer a wider range of inclusive sizes and more designs that say “I’ve had it” in increasingly creative fonts. Most designs are exclusive to GetBullish, which means you won’t see your shirt walking around on someone else — unless you give them the gift of snark, in which case, we support that.

GetBullish is more than just a store — it’s a feminist, work-life rebellion wrapped in bold graphics, empowering gear, and unapologetic attitude. Learn more about us here, and wear what you want to say. (Especially if what you want to say includes profanity or forest-related escape plans.)