Plant Slut Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee [Multiple Colors and Sizes]

We're absolute slutbags over here, but for plants.

Nothing makes our plants wetter than than a good watering can. Sometimes we run a humidifier for foreplay.

Our body count is at least 30. That is, 30 thriving plants. With deep, deep roots that get very, very dirty. So dirty. Sometimes we stick our fingers in there just to see how wet it gets.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

This item will arrive separately.