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You Are The Artificially Flavored Spicy Nachos and Pump Cheese Greeting Card

You Are The Artificially Flavored Spicy Nachos and Pump Cheese Greeting Card

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A greeting cards that says: "You are the artificially flavored spicy pump cheese to my genetically modified crunchy tortilla chips."

  • Card is blank inside
  • Professionally printed on high quality recycled card stock
  • Size is A2
  • 100% recycled kraft brown envelope

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