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Bangs & Teeth

You Are The Artificially Flavored Spicy Nachos and Pump Cheese Greeting Card

  • $ 4.95



A greeting cards that says: "You are the artificially flavored spicy pump cheese to my genetically modified crunchy tortilla chips."

  • Card is blank inside
  • Professionally printed on high quality recycled card stock
  • Size is A2
  • 100% recycled kraft brown envelope

By Bangs & Teeth

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