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Unemployed Philosophers Guild

We Will Wash You Soap

We Will Wash You Soap

Regular price $ 4.95 USD
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Here’s a soap for all the champions!

Gets you fresh for when The Show Must Go On – keeps you fresh when you travel at the speed of light.

Who will scrub you the right way? We will. We Will Wash You. [almond, cocoa butter]

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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We ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available).

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