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We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap | Almond Cocoa Butter Soap Bar

We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap | Almond Cocoa Butter Soap Bar
Regular price $ 5.50 USD
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Get ready to feel queen-level clean.

We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap is a cheeky, travel-size soap bar inspired by the legendary showmanship and flair of rock royalty. Whether you’re hitting the road, hitting the high notes, or just trying to survive daily life, this little bar is here to keep you feeling fresh while you carry on like a true champion.

Made in the USA and never tested on animals, this almond-scented soap blends rich cocoa butter, shea butter, and nourishing oils for a gentle cleanse that’s big on comfort and personality. Perfect for bathrooms, travel bags, or gifting to the music lover who already owns every vinyl.

Because who will scrub you the right way?

We will.

Details:

  • Travel-size soap bar inspired by Freddie Mercury & Queen
  • Almond-forward scent with cocoa butter warmth
  • Made with moisturizing cocoa butter, shea butter & olive oil
  • Not tested on animals
  • Made in the United States
  • Compact size, perfect for travel or guest bathrooms
  • Dimensions: 2.25" x 1.75" x 1"

Ingredients:

Vegetable Soap Base, Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Olive Oil (or Virgin Olive Oil), Grapeseed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Cocoa Bean Shell

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