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The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5" x 7"

The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5" x 7"

Regular price $ 5.95 USD
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This is likely the worst, most offensive card ever to be created. It's perfect as it is horrible.

This card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a lot sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.

Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.

  • Witty text on the front
  • Inside left blank for your personal message
  • Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Printed in Colorado, USA on paper matte stock
  • Crafted from high-quality card stock and matte finish
  • A7 size (5" x 7")

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