The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5" x 7"
The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5" x 7"Low stock: 6 left
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Looking for a funny birthday card that will make your loved one laugh out loud? The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card is sure to do the trick with its offensive yet hilarious design. Crafted from high-quality card stock and printed in Colorado, USA, this 5" x 7" card is perfect for showing your love with a lot of sarcasm. With witty text on the front and a blank inside for your personal message, this card is ideal for giving to a friend, family member, or significant other on their special day. Complete with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, this funny and sarcastic card from Sleazy Greetings is a unique way to bring a smile to someone's face.
This is likely the worst, most offensive card ever to be created. It's perfect as it is horrible.
This card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a lot sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.
Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.
- Witty text on the front
- Inside left blank for your personal message
- Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
- Printed in Colorado, USA on paper matte stock
- Crafted from high-quality card stock and matte finish
- A7 size (5" x 7")
By Sleazy Greetings
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