Grinch Middle Finger "The Perfect Christmas Card" Pop-Up Card
Grinch Middle Finger "The Perfect Christmas Card" Pop-Up CardLow stock: 10 left
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Meet The Perfect Christmas Card—the card that starts sweet, ends savage, and delivers peak holiday chaos. The front greets your recipient with a warm, wholesome message: “The perfect Christmas card for the perfect person.” Adorable, right?
But crack it open and—SURPRISE—out pops a 3D grumpy green hand wrapped in Christmas lights, proudly flipping the bird with a dangling “Merry Christmas!” tag. Cute on the outside, feral on the inside… truly the essence of the holiday season.
Perfect for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who deserves a little mischievous merriment.
- 🎄 Festive front, chaotic inside — the ultimate bait-and-switch card
- 🖕 Pop-up green middle finger wrapped in colorful holiday lights
- 😈 Hilarious shock value for people with a strong sense of humor
- ✉️ Guaranteed to steal attention on the mantle or office desk
- 🎁 Ideal for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, White Elephant & Secret Santa
The Perfect Christmas Card: Because nothing spreads holiday spirit quite like a big green middle finger.
See also: more Joke and Gag Gifts at GetBullish
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Our company started as a blog about women and careers (hence the name), and grew into a store with over 5,000 unique gift items!
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