Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse for Being an Asshole Magnet | Bold Sarcastic Fridge Magnet
Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse for Being an Asshole Magnet | Bold Sarcastic Fridge MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Blunt? Yes. Memorable? Absolutely. The “Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse for Being an Asshole” Magnet delivers fearless honesty with razor-sharp humor. It’s a statement piece for those who appreciate wit without filters and aren’t afraid to let their décor do the talking.
This rectangular novelty magnet is designed to spark laughs, gasps, and conversations wherever it sticks—on your fridge, locker, filing cabinet, or workspace. Equal parts irreverent and insightful, it perfectly captures sarcastic, brutally honest, and laugh-out-loud funny.
- Reads: “Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being an asshole.”
- Rectangular novelty magnet with provocative message
- Bold, sarcastic humor with no sugarcoating
- Size: 3" x 2"
- Full size magnet on back
- Strong magnetic backing for fridges, lockers & metal surfaces
- Ideal for fans of irreverent, edgy humor
- A guaranteed conversation starter (and boundary-setter)
- Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes
Not for the faint of heart—but definitely for those who get it 😏
Note: ©Ephemera-inc.com watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet
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