Sorry I Can’t Tonight I’m Reading My Fantasy Smut Funny Magnet | Book Lover Rectangular Magnetic Surface Decor Art by Steven Rhodes | 2.5" X 3.5"
Sorry I Can’t Tonight I’m Reading My Fantasy Smut Funny Magnet | Book Lover Rectangular Magnetic Surface Decor Art by Steven Rhodes | 2.5" X 3.5"Low stock: 2 left
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Plans? Cancelled. The “Sorry, I Can’t Tonight… I’m Reading My Fantasy Smut” Magnet is a hilarious ode to readers who proudly choose books over everything else. Magnet features artwork by Steven Rhodes, known for blending the cheerful nostalgia of 1970s–80s children’s activity books with dark, offbeat, and sarcastic humor. Featuring charming vintage-style artwork and a delightfully cheeky message, this magnet lets your fridge (or locker) announce your priorities loud and clear.
Perfect for fantasy lovers, romance readers, and anyone with a well-earned TBR pile, this rectangular magnet blends sarcasm, wit, and literary devotion into one bold statement piece. It’s equal parts décor and personality—guaranteed to spark laughs and knowing nods from fellow bookworms.
- Reads: “Sorry, I can’t tonight… I’m reading my fantasy smut.”
- Rectangular novelty magnet with vintage-inspired illustration
- Artwork by Steven Rhodes, inspired by vintage activity books
- Playful, sarcastic humor for book lovers
- Size: 2.5" x 3.5"
- Full size magnet on back
- Strong magnetic backing for fridges, lockers & metal surfaces
- Perfect gift for readers, fantasy fans & romance lovers
- A fun conversation starter with bookish attitude
- Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes
About Ephemera
Ephemera started by making punk rock buttons in San Francisco in the late 1970's, and now makes hilarious magnets that nestle themselves perfectly into the warm bosom of the GetBullish shop. Let us decorate your fridge! See more funny fridge magnets at GetBullish.
About Artist Steven Rhodes
As Australia-based graphic artist and illustrator Steven Rhodes writes, "I’m stuck in 1979 and can’t stop making these designs!" With designs such as ‘Let’s Summon Demons’ and ‘Pyrokinesis For Beginners,’ Rhodes is best known for his offbeat reimagining of children’s activity books from the '70s and '80s. If you too love retro nostalgia and pitch-black humor, check out more from Steven Rhodes at GetBullish.
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