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Not Today Satan...But My Schedule Is Wide Open Tomorrow Funny Rectangular Fridge Magnet | 3" x 2"

Not Today Satan...But My Schedule Is Wide Open Tomorrow Funny Rectangular Fridge Magnet | 3" x 2"

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Embrace your sassy side with this magnet that declares "Not today, Satan...But my schedule is wide open tomorrow".

This rectangular magnet, measuring 3" X 2", lets you express your humor in a brutally honest and hilarious way. Crafted in English language, it's perfect for adorning your fridge or lockers. Enjoy a chuckle every time you see it!

Rectangular magnet reads: Not Today Satan...But My Schedule Is Wide Open Tomorrow

  • Size: 3" x 2"
  • Full size magnet on back
  • Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes

Note: @Ephemera-Inc watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet

See all our funny refrigerator magnets here

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