I Was Promised Flying Cars, Not a Biblical Reckoning Magnet | Retro Futurism Sarcastic Humor Fridge Magnet
I Was Promised Flying Cars, Not a Biblical Reckoning Magnet | Retro Futurism Sarcastic Humor Fridge MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Somewhere along the timeline, things went very off course. The “I Was Promised Flying Cars, Not a Biblical Reckoning” Magnet delivers sharp sarcasm wrapped in bold retro-futurist style. Featuring vibrant vintage artwork of a sleek red flying car soaring over a purple-and-gold landscape beneath bright blue skies and fluffy white clouds, this design blends optimism, irony, and dark humor in one unforgettable image.
This rectangular novelty magnet is perfect for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, or any magnetic surface that could use a little existential side-eye. Equal parts funny and relatable, it captures the collective feeling of unmet futuristic expectations with wit and visual flair.
More than just décor, this magnet is a guaranteed conversation starter—ideal for fans of retro sci-fi, sarcasm, and humor that hits a little too close to home.
- Reads: “I Was Promised Flying Cars, Not a Biblical Reckoning”
- Sarcastic, culture-savvy statement
- Vintage retro-futurism flying car artwork
- Size: 3" x 2"
- Full size magnet on back
- Rectangular magnet with strong hold
- Perfect for fridges, lockers, offices, or dorms
- Great gift for sci-fi fans and dark humor lovers
- Adds personality, humor, and irony to any space
- Part of our collection of fridge magnets with sayings and quotes
Because honestly… where are the flying cars?
Note: ©Ephemera-inc.com watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet
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