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Mediocretes Ehh, Good Enough Funny Magnet | Satirical Philosopher Refrigerator Magnet, Academic Parody

Mediocretes Ehh, Good Enough Funny Magnet | Satirical Philosopher Refrigerator Magnet, Academic Parody
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Not every great thinker needs to be great.

The Mediocretes Funny Refrigerator Magnet hilariously skewers classical philosophy with a fictional “forgotten” Greek thinker whose guiding principle is refreshingly honest: “EHH, GOOD ENOUGH.”

Built from tin-coated steel wrapped over a durable plastic backer and finished with a glossy protective mylar front, this magnet is sturdy enough for daily laughs. Its compact size makes it ideal gift for teachers, students, and lovers of dry, intellectual humor.

  • Funny academic parody refrigerator magnet
  • Fictional philosopher Mediocretes
  • Design styled like an informational or trading card
  • Reads: “Forgotten Philosophers of Western Civilization”, ”Mediocretes“,  “EHH, GOOD ENOUGH.”
  • Central portrait of a toga-clad, bearded Greek-style philosopher
  • Tin-coated steel with plastic backer
  • Ultra-strong magnetic sheet
  • Glossy protective mylar finish
  • Compact 2" x 3" size
  • Great for fridge, office file cabinet, home bar, garage, toolbox, man cave, babe cave, or galactic service droid
  • Perfect for teachers, students, and philosophy lovers
  • Made in the USA

Designed like an old informational or trading card, this satirical magnet mimics academic reverence while gleefully undermining it. Titled “Forgotten Philosophers of Western Civilization,” the design introduces Mediocretes—a perfectly average philosopher complete with toga, headband, and a solemn, bearded expression worthy of any marble bust. It’s clever, low-effort humor at its absolute finest.

Because excellence is overrated.

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