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I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Punched You Funny Magnet | Sarcastic Retro Refrigerator Magnet

I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Punched You Funny Magnet | Sarcastic Retro Refrigerator Magnet
Regular price $ 5.50 USD
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Perfectly poised. Internally unhinged.

The “I May Look Calm, But In My Head I’ve Punched You In The Face Three Times” Funny Refrigerator Magnet delivers vintage charm with a gloriously unfiltered inner monologue. Featuring a retro-style illustration of a glamorous woman paired with a brutally honest, sarcastic quote, this magnet is made for anyone who smiles politely while mentally screaming.

Crafted from tin-coated steel wrapped over a durable plastic backer, each magnet is finished with an ultra-strong magnetic sheet and sealed with a glossy protective mylar front. It’s sturdy, vibrant, and designed to hold its own—literally and figuratively.

This magnet instantly livens up refrigerators, file cabinets, toolboxes, bars, and anywhere sarcasm belongs.

  • Funny, sarcastic quote magnet with retro-style illustration
  • Image features a vintage-inspired woman with styled blonde hair, red strapless dress & beaded necklace
  • Made from tin-coated steel with plastic backer
  • Ultra-strong magnetic sheet for secure hold
  • Glossy protective mylar finish
  • Compact 2" x 3" size—perfect impulse-buy item
  • Great for fridge, office, home bar, garage, toolbox, man cave, babe cave, or galactic service droid
  • Made in the USA

Small magnet. Big mood.

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