Stay Calm We’ll Just Make It Look Like an Accident Funny Magnet | Retro Dark Humor Refrigerator Magnet
Stay Calm We’ll Just Make It Look Like an Accident Funny Magnet | Retro Dark Humor Refrigerator MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Nothing says everything’s fine quite like this.
The “Stay Calm! We’ll Just Make It Look Like an Accident” Funny Refrigerator Magnet pairs a sweet, 1950s housewife aesthetic with delightfully dark humor for maximum contrast—and maximum laughs.
Featuring a retro-style illustration of a wide-eyed blonde woman holding an old-fashioned black rotary phone, this magnet delivers innocent charm with a slightly sinister twist. Built from tin-coated steel wrapped over a sturdy plastic backer and finished with a glossy protective mylar front, it’s made to last while keeping its vintage colors crisp and bold.
This magnet guaranteed conversation starter—whether it’s on a fridge, filing cabinet, toolbox, or home bar.
- Funny magnet with humorous, slightly dark quote
- Retro 1950s-style housewife illustration
- Fair-skinned woman with blonde hair, blue eyes & red lipstick
- Features an old-fashioned black rotary phone
- Tin-coated steel construction with plastic backer
- Ultra-strong magnetic sheet
- Glossy protective mylar front
- Compact 2" x 3" size—perfect impulse buy
- Great for fridge, office, garage, home bar, toolbox, man cave, babe cave, or galactic service droid
- Made in the USA
Calm. Collected. Mildly menacing.
By Magik Missile
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Our company started as a blog about women and careers (hence the name), and grew into a store with over 5,000 unique gift items!
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Items we cannot ship internationally include food, body products, liquids include lavatory mists, made to order apparel and drinkware, and wooden items if going to Australia. Nearly everything else can be shipped anywhere.