Here Lies My Capacity to Give a Shit May It Rest in Pieces Funny Magnet | Dark Humor Tombstone Refrigerator Magnet
Here Lies My Capacity to Give a Shit May It Rest in Pieces Funny Magnet | Dark Humor Tombstone Refrigerator MagnetLow stock: 3 left
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Some things deserve a proper burial.
The “Here Lies My Capacity to Give a Shit. May It Rest in Pieces.” Funny Refrigerator Magnet delivers peak dark humor with a beautifully bleak sense of finality. Featuring a weathered gray headstone in a graveyard setting, this sarcastic design perfectly captures the moment when patience officially expires.
Styled like a decorative poster, the engraved tombstone text is blunt, cathartic, and painfully relatable. Built from tin-coated steel wrapped over a durable plastic backer and finished with a glossy protective mylar front, this magnet is made to survive long after your tolerance has not.
Compact and eye-catching, it’s an ideal for anyone who appreciates morbid humor, sarcasm, or just being honest about emotional bandwidth.
- Funny dark humor refrigerator magnet
- Sarcastic tombstone design with graveyard setting
- Engraved text reads: “HERE LIES MY CAPACITY TO GIVE A SHIT. MAY IT REST IN PIECES.”
- Tin-coated steel with durable plastic backer
- Ultra-strong magnetic sheet
- Glossy protective mylar front
- Compact 2" x 3" size
- Great for fridge, office file cabinet, home bar, garage, toolbox, man cave, babe cave, or galactic service droid
- Perfect for fans of sarcasm, gallows humor, and zero-fucks energy
- Made in the USA
RIP. Finally.
By Magik Missile
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