GetBullish Hail Satan Sarcastic Atheist Canvas Zipper Pouch 9.5" x 7" | Cosmetics Bag or Pencil Case
GetBullish Hail Satan Sarcastic Atheist Canvas Zipper Pouch 9.5" x 7" | Cosmetics Bag or Pencil Case37 in stock
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Hail Satan! I mean, just kidding. Pretty much the only people who believe in Satan are, you know, Christians. But it's fun to pull this pouch out of your bag in public.
Use this pouch to store cosmetics, pens and pencils, devices or chargers, and all your secrets.
- 100% Cotton
- 9.5" wide x 7" tall
- Zipper
- Themes: stocking stuffer, gift for her, makeup bag, pencil case, funny gift, atheism
Collect all 12 GetBullish original canvas pouches. Or, you know, just grab this one to keep or gift!
By GetBullish
MIni FAQ
What is GetBullish?
Our company started as a blog about women and careers (hence the name), and grew into a store with over 5,000 unique gift items!
We've been in business for 13 years and have reliably served tens of thousands of customers (and we love them all!)
Read more About Us, or start at the front page and see the whole store?
Is this a good place for holiday gift shopping?
The literal best! We have over 5,000 gifts in stock and have been shipping orders since 2013.
You can see over 2,800 verified reviews around our site! We're so happy you found us.
Check the menu at the top for all our categories, or start with some favorites:
New, Socks, Mugs, Gifts Under $30, Gifts for Guys, Jewelry
Where are you located?
Offices in Brooklyn with an additional warehouse in Michigan. All items ship fast from the US!
When will it ship?
Packing time is just 1-2 business days (except made to order items). Priority shipping available.
Shipping and Returns?
We offer free US shipping on orders over $50. Shipping rates for other US orders are based on weight and begin at $6.99. Returns within 30 days are available on request – just message help@getbullish.com for assistance!
Can I save it for later?
Use the "Add to Wishlist" button below the cart button to start a wishlist. As with any shopping site, you'll need to create an account to save a wish list.
Access the wishlist anytime here or by clicking the heart 🤍 icon at the top of the page.
Please note, however, that most of the items in our store are held in quantities fewer than six! So it's best to grab items before they disappear 💨
Do you ship to my country?
We ship to nearly every country in the world with UPS International (3-7 business days) and DHL (1-3 business days).
Note that we no longer offer USPS international shipping due to increasingly complicated customs, tariffs, etc. While UPS and DHL can be pricy, the items arrive promptly and duties-paid 📬
Items we cannot ship internationally include food, body products, liquids include lavatory mists, made to order apparel and drinkware, and wooden items if going to Australia. Nearly everything else can be shipped anywhere.
What are your values?
We are a small, woman-owned, LGBTQ-enthusiastic business in Mamdani's New York, baby!
Bold items for bold women (but also for the whole family), extreme competence in telling you about what we stock, and helping YOU get things done by finding all the best gifts, putting them in one place, and letting you feel 💯 about shopping here.
Love to see the look turn from "oh, okay" to lol
I have often thought this when people tell me to be calm. This bag describes me perfectly. Very fast shipping. Well packaged.
This travel bag made me laugh. I had to have it! Exactly as described. Very happy with my purchase.
Bought one for my niece and she loves it!
She loved it!
I love it! It took my husband a few moments and a double-take, but he chuckled mightily.
The product of this small/cosmetic bag is a little bit flimsy, but it’s a great size for my makeup. And what I like most about it is it’s funny!
Overall, I’m very happy with this purchase & would recommend the product!
I love this pouch! My only complaint is that the same pattern doesn't seem to come on a shirt.
Bright colors, well constructed, quick shipping
Product was just as described and will be used to fight the good fight
Love it! Thank you so much!
Looks exactly as pictured, a very cute and clever little pouch
this was great thank you
I got this for my daughter. She loves it.
Everything, I can't wait to give it to the birthday girl!
Makes me giggle. Thanks for having it.
Very funny!
I wish I was still able to menstruate! I’d carry this proudly!
Great quality and made a great gift.
Such an ICONIC bag. I’m using it for a cross stitch project. It’s perfect and I’ve gotten several compliments on it.
Perfect gift!
Christmas gift for my daughter, she lives it.
Very nice with prompt delivery
Very nice gift for a friend.