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Offensive + Delightful

Fuck You for Being Younger and Hotter Greeting Card

  • $ 5.50

Card reads: "Fuck You! For being younger, hotter, and basically a goddamn goddess! Happy Birthday!"

Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors

A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.

size: A2 / 4.25 x 5.5 inches

By Offensive + Delightful 


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Priority shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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